MAFS THREAD 15. Where you can't read the room because your face don't move. But a quick snog with a dog will mouldless but with a sex duck.

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I couldn't find the great one liners from the last few episodes

Gawd.

@LivelyMintViper Gemma. She was absolutely beastly. I'm quite an uncouth potty mouth and I was grossed out beyond words.

I recall her telling him he'd be getting ' alot of fish ' now they're married, wink wink, and how she's soggied the chair due to be being so aroused 😬🤮

I'm.not sure Gaston would go for Ella once he knew. And I don't think he'd like being out filthed bants wise.

One day I'll learn not to snack while watching/reading ...

Gaston and Gemma need to get together. He'd soon shut his mouth and regret his innuendos.

Hope it wasn't fish sticks.

I don't think Gaston would think of Gemma as classy ...

God Polly is boring, she’s flogging a dead horse with Adam. Please put us all out of our misery. Looks like Kristina has the right idea tomorrow.

I worked in a pub in Whitechapel that was frequented by middle aged men all week but families and stuff on a Sunday when we'd do food. Well, I'd do the food and liked it because I wasn't behind the bar.

I was 19 and like you looked at least five years younger. The men were gross. It was hardly even inuendo it was full on disgusting comments and when I went out to pick up glasses my arse and tits were fair game if I didn't wack the hands away first.

With Gaston, it's not that what he says is so awful and offensive it's that it's constant and he knows it pisses Amy off but continues to do it. It's deeply unattractive and any man who thinks it's sweet or something needs castrating telling.

It would silence him at least maybe 🤷‍♀️.

Arrgh, this episode didn't record for some reason 🙄

Our boss used to rub against us as he squeezed past us behind the jewellery window displays.

He'd say 'squeeze me' as opposed to excuse me. ' They're big ones aren't they ' regarding any large sized earrings. Hilarious.😬 We were 16.

So normalised though we'd just laugh about how gross he was and carry on.

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Are Gemma and Ella two different people? Ella from last year was ick incarnate. I felt sorry for Nathaniel, he was done so dirty by the producers. To be fair so was Ella but I found it hard to have any sympathy for her.

I don’t remember Gemma

Gemma - the one with non stop sex refs

I found Ella much less gross. Gemma was another level, egged on by her own mum which was very odd.

Honestly, I wouldn't bother!

Believe me it was a blessing

Oh god, yes! 🙈 thanks @Tittat50

I think Gemma was the year before last. Ella last year. I could actually see Ella and Gaston together except he'd probably be very one dimensional about it all being a bit naughty

Gemma and Matt who then got with Whitney and...

Obviously I am slow tonight

Oh gosh, he was awful