MAFS THREAD 15. Where you can't read the room because your face don't move. But a quick snog with a dog will mouldless but with a sex duck.

[Dillite2]

I couldn't find the great one liners from the last few episodes

Excellent title, and top marks for the blue peter badge!

Excellent title - I suspect the next 2 shows will be mostly comments about the dresses. No change there!

Superb title @Dillite2 🙌🏻

Pollys interview with Lara en Eyre, she looked much slimmer.

Not always, I frequently do it fucking deliberately.

Twitter is very much enjoying Shitlid's inability to say narcissist ...

I'm not on it, so any examples would be great....

L on X: "Adam storming outside with a glass of pinot after Polly called him a narcissist and then proceeding to chong viciously on his vape is cinema #MAFS #MAFSUK https://t.co/Ym9CeXAepr" / X

Charlie Watts on X: "Adam being offended by a word he can’t even pronounce #MAFSUK https://t.co/VrTHl8YBmi" / X

Haha, thank you

Classy 🙄

My colleague and I gasped at each other and said “OMG!! I’ve never heard anyone say that on MAFS before!!”

(Just happy I have a colleague that’s come to this barn conversion we’re staying in that loves MAFS as much as me 😂)

Enjoy that lemon you're sucking.

Why not use the full gamut of words available to you.

I find it very strange that people drop in on a thread just to drop a twat bomb.

Urgh, tomorrow night we’re all off out to the local country pub for evening food, so I have a feeling I’m going to miss MAFS.

And I can’t get E4+1 on the iPad to watch it when I get back to my room!! 🤯

I know, loads of us have been labouring for weeks on these threads being twats. Literally hours of our lives! Drive by twats can fuck off.

They'll probably start a new thread on page 10 of the next one.

You shouldn't be calling your husband a fucking cunt until you've been in the relationship for much longer than six weeks.

I've never enjoyed watching final vows. This series has given me the rage. Narky-cyst has got to be the best thing to come out of it all. Enjoyed these threads immensely though.

In theory I totally agree, but it does depend on whether he's been a fucking cunt or not.

Shitlid hasn't.

MAFSAUS is a better show but the threads often aren't as fun because it's on earlier so there are fewer of us watching live and commenting. These threads have been top bantz.

I agree, the final vows are usually tedious - blah, blah, blah BUT ...

Does it start on Monday? Will give it a go.

Yes, I've never worked out why they put the Oz one on early, it's madder than ours, but gets massively edited for language. I want the grown up version after dinner please.

NZ one on Monday. I'm in 2 minds, I think I need a break.