MAFS THREAD 15. Where you can't read the room because your face don't move. But a quick snog with a dog will mouldless but with a sex duck.

[Dillite2]

I couldn't find the great one liners from the last few episodes

Twatty bollocks knickers knackers boobs armpits titty wanky nuts pissflaps.

Just had to get that out. Hope it's OK with @Justhere65

We are proud, seasoned twats.

We've paid our fucking dues.

Stop fucking swearing you cunty nipple fucknut titty wanks.

What's the NZ one usually like?

Sorry cunty chops, I know it's not big and it's not clever.

But it's fucking funny though.

I haven't seen one. Presumably a bit less deranged than the AUS one.

Rewind back to the start of the episode, Shitlid's teeth looked blue and glowing!

I remember saying - about 6 weeks ago - we'll all end up liking Adam (now known as Shitlid) as we hated him to start!

Polly oh Polly, you really have done yourself no favours at all, edit or no edit.

Tomorrow - vow renewals
Weds - dinner party reunion of everyone
Thurs - final reunion with experts and everyone

And that's it!

I imagine it is half way between the madness of Oz and ours. But from the trailer, it had some spectacularly bad beards. Like REALLY bad.

I'm banned though. DP has had enough for a bit. And as the telly is logged into his all 4 account, he had a shit fit when he tried to use it on his phone this weekend and all the suggested for you programmes were Mafs and mafs alike. HAHAHA.

Thank God there's only one lot of renewals - I was worried they'd stretch them over 2 nights!

I can't actually remember what the New Zealand one is like. But more sunny and less cunty from what I remember. I think a little shallow which would be pretty by comparison. We have a great tradition of watching it while my wife points out all the places she went with her New Zealand ex girlfriend and talks about how great it would be to move there. Then I remind her she made me see my house and move 2 miles from her Mum as 40 minutes was too far away 🤣

They normally do, but I don't think they've had them drop like flies quite so much before.

Can't you get the Channel 4 app?

Well hello Ross!

I've asked DD to prevent me from watching MAFS NZ but she's unwilling to be the enforcer.

😂 CUNTY CHOPS! 😆

Let's fill this bugger up.

So I can go to bed 😁

One loose titty

Two loose titties

Three loose titties with no bitties

A flap on the left

Big hairy bollocks!

A flap on the right

A flap in the middle!

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