MAFS THREAD 15. Where you can't read the room because your face don't move. But a quick snog with a dog will mouldless but with a sex duck.

[Dillite2]

I couldn't find the great one liners from the last few episodes

Well done! I couldn't think of anything other than a sex duck!

Here for the sex duck. Possibly premature

I was about to give in and do this….🤣

“MAFSUK thread 15: Licky licky let’s get sticky. Double denim and Amy being picky. Celtic rings and skating galore, Polly still saying she just wants more…. (No Spoilers)”

I have "Sex duck, sex duck, I'm your sex duck" as an earworm. I hate my brain.

I'm ready for it all to be over. I'm exhausted with trying to keep up with who was staying and who was leaving.

I thought lacy had a really weird haircut then! It’s a hat!

Sorry everyone, I have reported for it to be moved to Telly Addicts 😫

Why didn't the sex duck get washed in the washing machine rather than being binned?

Poor doggy left alone without his fuck buddy.

Fucking love that

Me too! I thought she'd got a mullet!

I'm bored with them all

Try thinking of thread titles.

Its hard work 😂😂

I think Lacey looks lovely

Benny from Crossroads

Nice bit of fake making up between Gaston and Barbie there. Six out of ten, try a bit harder in your acting classes but getting there.

So much bad hair in MAFS - ratty extensions, shitlids, Ross’s weird tiny curly patch. Luke’s floppy Hugh Grant do. Even shitlid’s mate has a dodgy barnet!

Me too!

Because we realise way way too late 🤮

I love how concerned we all are about the sex duck 😂

🤣🤣. I got as far as "flappy norks and utter dorks, popping corks and throwing forks" then got stumped!

Awwwww. He went all red

It looks like shitlid's mate had his hair hand stitched in

Is it a sex duck?

God this episode is boring

There's a sex talking bear !