MAFS THREAD 15. Where you can't read the room because your face don't move. But a quick snog with a dog will mouldless but with a sex duck.

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I couldn't find the great one liners from the last few episodes

PolHolPot is a little bit of genius. Love it!

Omg are Keiran and Hannah getting it on?

Love that Lacey thinks Nafe has actually bought a star.

Does it even say which star it is?!

The same star literally everyone bought

It's the frequency rather than one in particular

What was that vein on Amys forehead?

I won’t reveal things I’m aware of, but no 😂

The Lacey Star obviously! 😂

@peanutmother We all have them. They can bulge when we're stressed.

Trust me, as an ex barmaid, Luke’s innuendos are tame.

The frequency is nothing compared to what I used to deal with 😂

You Lackey, Lackey Star......, ✨

Botox makes them stand out

🤣

What was Amy doing there putting the ring back on??

It's going on E Bay if they split up

I used to work in a biker frequented bar when I was 18 and looked about 12. When I carried boxes over my head I used to have to stick my elbows out wide ready to whack anyone that got too close. Grim

I wish there was a new MAFS show where we could vote to match past participants, some for love, but some for the lols, I'd definitely watch that!😂

🤣 that's called being a MAFS producer

Pocketing £5k to make the renewing vows program longer?

Thank you for the new thread! Just catching up now on the programme and the comments. You know the contestants are dull when most of the chat this week has been about uncontained norks and shameless pets 😁

Lacey and Nafe turned out to be the most genuine and strife-free couple - who'd have thunk it?! Nafe is so sweet - doesn't seem to be too much going on upstairs but he is genuine and wholesome. Not sure he's put a foot wrong all season, aside from a few crass comments to mama Lace

Amy looks more pumped up/ smoothed out than ever. It's quite sad - she's clearly a pretty girl with an amazing figure, she just doesn't bloody need it.

Had hoped we'd seen the back of Holly but clearly not... doesn't look like eve has dared to make an appearance!

Don't think I have noticed the stunt of pulling back oldies for a night out before, then again they normally seem to have enough people left to make two last date episodes.

Who was the lady in one of the previous series who couldn't open her mouth without making some sort of suggestive remark? A real turn off for her luckless husband. Anyway she and Luke are soul mates! Can you picture it? Nudge nudge wink wink slobber slobber lick lick. Groan. Sex duck explodes.

There was Ella? Went on to do celebs go dating and told prospective suitors about her “amazing vagina” 🙈

Gemma and her throbbing fanjo