MAFS THREAD 16. We go into these final rows (and maybe some vows) with our narky-cysts, frozen faces, John's fanclub and flappy jeans with free titties. It's the final goodbye, until the next time. Please collect your Blue Peter badge at the end

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At the end of the thread, just outside of Walsall.

Checking in!

Tits unleashed and ready

Just slicing up some jeans for when it's needed.

Ooh you're well prepared, thanks!😁

I’ve done some homemade dress cut-outs

Thanks for the thread. So glad it’s flappy jeans and not Polly’s flaps

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Polly is an absolute fright. Poor Adam trying to make the best of being with that monster.

Almost all of the women in the series have been bloody awful.

Polly and Adam are both awful.

Polly should be embarrassed of how desperately she’s been looking at him for affection.

Just caught up! I can't believe the whole dinner party seemed taken over by Polpot and Shitlid arguing AGAIN about his lack of PDA. Pol was totally in the wrong and in the real world you'd never call someone you were dating for 6 weeks a cunt because that would just be the end of the relationship. So... no surprises there tomorrow.

Subtitles had Shitlid saying "narc-assist" but narky-cyst is so much better!

As for Sacha tomorrow... Still can't believe she went into this expecting a husband to just be happy to move in with move next door to move near to Ming and Co.

I've bulk bought moat loff.

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I just looked at the Pretty Little Thing website. I can't believe how many of their dresses and outfits have bits missing! It's like a reverse Shoemaker and the Elves scenario.

Ha ha ha - I’d forgotten about the moat loff!

Does anyone else think Sasha is being really unreasonable? Expecting Ross to move away from his daughter because she's a grown woman that can't be away from mummy and daddy??

A flap in loose jeans makes you merry and bright

Thank you for the new thread and thank you to the brave souls who finished the other one. I'm now singing those words to the Timewarp ...

I was getting a flap hokey cokey. You put the right flap in, the left flap in....

But well done all, the thread was finished in the ' classy' manner that it deserved.

At those prices, they can't afford to sell full coverage

I wonder how accurate the edit is for the preview for tomorrow night? I predict:

Lacey & Nathan - both yes
Ross & Sasha - both yes
Luke & Amy - Luke yes, Amy no
Adam & Polly - both no

I agree. Unless Amy is really desperate for a bit more 'fame'.

I still think Polly might say yes. Otherwise I agree with you.

Surely Ross can’t be a yes, or it’ll be a yes with the massive BUT I can’t move from Manchester.
So I think only Lacey & Nafe - both yeses

The rest nos. As they should be.

I have to say these aren't ideal marriage vows if they do go the distance. Lacey saying I thought you were shallow etc then she'll turn it all around into but I love you. Nafe probably won't take offense though. I think this is a decent prediction list

On one hand yes, but on the other if she's frightened of his temper I can see why she wants her support network nearby.