MAFS THREAD 15. Where you can't read the room because your face don't move. But a quick snog with a dog will mouldless but with a sex duck.

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I couldn't find the great one liners from the last few episodes

😂😂😂

It is so unfair that Sasha has had to put up with that. Why haven't the ick-spurts stepped in?

Well, who’d have thunk, the only remotely honest character is SHITLID…. I think he’ll do well out of this, making sure every man in Britain has the tin shit lid on top of thinning thatch. A summer wonder….

Amy will spout more bile at Gaston. Gaston will look confused and hurt. And then say something dodgy.

Dodgy but hilarious. Can't wait.

Can I have tomorrow's euromillions numbers please?

I hope Gaston gives it intense honestly about Amy, a self obsessed borefest.

He was only blindsided because his muscles get in the way of his eyesight.

Everyone has had make up on the whole time I think.

Unfreeze her face?

Amy has just said she will go to final vows but say no, without saying she will go to final vows but say no

🤣🤣

Not be such a shit-stirrer? For you to take the stick out your arse?

Sacha will never love a man like she does this tantrumming man baby, but only because she has to find someone within a mile radius of Mummy and Daddy's house and it's slim pickings in Walsall.

Thing is, she's been lovely and insightful when supporting others. Think she's just really frustrated with Gaston.

Does Amy fancy shitlid do we think? I can't quite work out what she wants in a man but maybe it could be him?

I'd love you to have a personality

Polpot went off at Shitlid before he even said anything there

Absolutely!

Why is Gaston getting involved?

Polly needs her mouth washing with soap, she’s always swearing it’s ridiculous.

Amy's face is a whole lie. I wouldn't trust it

Amy's rictus grin is making me laugh

Halloween was last week, love.

I think she might have one buried under the unmoving face somewhere.

I think all the Botox and fillers has allowed her to get this far. She is so frozen she can't visibly cringe as much as she is inside. The way her muscles are trying to tighten is turning her insides into a pretzel and it's manifesting as a complete lack of personality.

Or...she's just dull? Maybe a bit of both?

I read that as "rectum grin"