MAFS THREAD 15. Where you can't read the room because your face don't move. But a quick snog with a dog will mouldless but with a sex duck.

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I couldn't find the great one liners from the last few episodes

Shitlid hasn't really led anyone on. We always knew he didn't like Polly but it seems she decided to ignore it and pretend she didn't know how he felt about her.

she did.

Fackin’ ell Polly!!! Get back to the gutter you shambles. SHITLID will be very popular and probably get together with unmoving Amy who will be impressed by the semi professional footballers he knows…..

Pregnant ?

Are card taking ice cream vans such a rarity where you all are?

Is that a UK first??

I buy mine from the corner shop, so couldn't say. I believe ours mostly deliver drugs. But that's South London for you.

Eek. I have no idea what just happened other than Polly swearing far more than necessary and Gaston looking totally crestfallen. I think the ixperts were being generous when they said he was blindsided by Amy. If he'd have listened to her, he'd have caught a clue weeks ago

Did that just happen????? Why do they all get an east end accent when shouting like crazy

I don’t recall anyone calling anyone a cu*t on MAFS but someone may come along and say otherwise but I certainly don’t recall anything that low

It feels weird to see Polly in a white wedding dress after all the foul language.

I used tothink Nathan amd Lacey were so immature but they are the only couple who aren't.

I don't know how many times Polly was told there was no attraction. She didn't listen. I think she's actually mad at herself for staying or that fact he won't even pretend to fancy her because it's on tv.

GET OUTTA MY PAAAAAAAAAAB! Ok well if you won’t go I’ll go you fucking caaaaaaaaant

She wants Gaston's bod and Shitlid's personality.

She has previous for this. Alfie even mentioned it at the wedding. They should have left by week 2.

I couldn't tell you. To me it's just a swearword so I never clock it being used any more than any other swear.

They should do a new MAFSUK with previous participants watching and commenting behind a screen like in My Mum Your Dad, THAT would be more entertaining than these useless, weak, patronising experts!

Let Arthur and Georges out of the cage!

Sacha crying because Ross won't move to Walsall, is she for real? Of course he won't, he has a 3 year old he can't leave. Surely she'd think less of him if he did anyway, seeing how the daddy/daughter relationship is so important to her 🤷🏼‍♀️

Its really odd, the changing of accents when furious. On the rare occasions I full on go postal, I do it in RP. As that's my normal way of speaking. Unfortunately this reduces DP to tears of laughter, so is very ineffective.

I don't bother really. I get more cross from his reaction than by the thing that made me mad in the first place.

I think a few of them have

Oh poor Polly
What a terrible edit she got there.

Kidding.

I’d cry if I had to move TO Walsall

Me too. Apparently this also sounds funny in RP. Sigh....

Me too. And I live in Coventry!😂