MAFS THREAD 15. Where you can't read the room because your face don't move. But a quick snog with a dog will mouldless but with a sex duck.

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I couldn't find the great one liners from the last few episodes

They probably all slim down for the telly appearance and then revert to normality as the weeks go by.

Nothing wrong with Cov mate 😉

I am so disappointed with myself for having stuck with this shit for this long. It is obvious that the producers have forced the most gullible ones to go the whole hog as otherwise the season would have been 10 episodes long, but fuck me. Can they pick better actors next year and write better scripts?

I cannot believe Pollys rudeness to Adam. She's just so vile. I certainly wouldn't be contemplating a future with such a nasty vitriolic person. I hope they all separate.

Seriously no connection within any couple. Because Lacey comes as a threesome with mum n sister, as does Sasha with her parents.

And they wonder why they haven't had luck in love before 🙄

We're all ashamed of ourselves. But we're saying 'stay' until Thursday.

My parents both have/ had classic BBC accents. Except when they lost their temper. Then suddenly went pure Canadian or Scottish. Which is where they are actually from. Me and my siblings would be dying laughing at them which just made it worse and worse. Trying to tell your kids off when they're mocking your accent is a bit of a mare

I'm in until the bitter, bitter end.

Polly's actions at the end of the show struck me as a toddler having a tantrum. She's hurt but unable to communicate things articulately so she shouts and screams instead which makes things worse.

To be honest I don't think any man would put up with it.

I guess they don’t do much and drink loads

All those fajitas and rice and chips.

😂

We're probably going to need one more thread....
Any takers?

Same.

I'd be comfort eating my way through if I was stuck in there with those lot. But then I am quite fat already

No but if we could have narky-cyst and/or denim flaps in the title, that would be amazing!

I think Polly won’t cope well with the aftermath. She seems very unstable. Lots of fury in her reaching a crescendo.

I feel the same about Polly … she is horrible. I feel sorry for her husband. I hope he manages to escape and have a happy life without being sworn at and criticised every time Polly opens her sweary mouth!

Where is @Tittat50 ???

And the total lack of bras!

Norks Unleashed?

Norks and Narks unlimited

Did anyone else notice Nathan’s face when Lacey/Polly/Adam were arguing? He’d completely zoned out not that I found blame him.

How about:

Denim flaps and narky cysts
Walsall love and Ross's fists
Lack of bras and static faces
No two here are going places.

I have been comfort eating through this season. I too now look 9 months pregnant.

Also, the last thread https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/telly_addicts/5207792-mafs-thread-16-we-go-into-these-final-rows-and-maybe-some-vows-with-our-narky-cysts-frozen-faces-johns-fanclub-and-flappy-jeans-with-free-titties-its-the-final-goodbye-until-the-next-time-please-collect-your-blue-peter-badge-at-the-end

She did … potty mouth! Constant swearing shows a lack of self control.