EastEnders: the SPOILERS thread!

[Southeastdweller]

Welcome to the EastEnders spoilers thread, where we post and talk about any EE spoilers we've read about, including those in early release episodes on iPlayer.

Link below to watch episodes on BBC iPlayer - these are usually dropped at 6am on broadcast days - and you can read brief synopses of upcoming episodes:
www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006m86d

Honey was trying to say something was not her forte. But I can’t remember what she ended up saying!

And I’ve got no patience for what Jeans done. She’s an idiot. Who gives passwords over the phone and doesn’t check this lawyer person. Although I don’t know what they can get off her. Even stealing her identity is not going to get them much. She’s probably got a terrible credit rating.

An actual person calling me about my lost pension, sounding unusually friendly, would set my alarm bells ringing. That’s how it all started. Jean is an idiot.

Jean being scammed twice was sad.
Although when she mentioned it to Stacey yesterday, she should have picked up on it really. She was too distracted by other things and she could have asked Eve for advice too.
Martin can go into the bins : useless character and nasty to Stacey today for no real reason !

Lots of people get scammed every day because they are trusting. Jean is not the brightest tool in the box and seems very naive at times, so she was a prime target. Poor Jean. (I do know this isn't real life, honest).

I’m so distracted by Nicola’s hair. It is just awful, is it a wig?? Honey was hilarious with her comments about Sharon and bald headed Mitchell’s.

Lol at Cindy’s story about buying a diamond bracelet for Cindy jr, the daughter she has completely forgotten. Can’t believe Ian believed that. Sometimes I think he knows she is having an affair and is just turning a blind eye.

Nish storyline is bonkers at this point. I had to laugh at the men with the guns, all looked so amateurish. That crooked doctor reminded me of Gray. Suki is an idiot really. All she had to do was a wait a few months for him to die and then marry Eve in peace without all this aggravation.

I struggled to follow the Nish story in terms of who he's paying aside from the dodgy doctor, how he's paying for them and what his endgame is. I suppose it's building up to a close for him somehow but I've not read anything about it.

This Nish storyline is unbelievable! In a way it’s a bit of comic relief. Very pantomime!
I wish I could feel sorry for Jean but she’s been so unpleasant and hypocritical to Harvey lately. She was so nasty to him about not being honest with her about finances when he was working to help Maya but then she was dishonest with him, even though he could have helped her especially as he was scammed of his life savings in the past (by Dottie) and so has experience of it. It’s like she needs to be the superior one in the relationship.
@lazymum99 Honey said something wasn’t her foyer instead of forte - her malapropisms are hilarious. I think the way the actress who plays Honey says these things so deadpan is impressive.

Honey said Foyer instead of forte !
She does have comic timing
The idea the dodgy doctor and nish arranged this heist within hours is far fetched , but it was oddly exciting
However , I bet he tries to kill Eve :(
.. Which isn't exciting at all. Hope he dies soon and she'll be ok to marry her love.
( she is on and off with most of the time )

Ian is a prize idiot.
Junior wants them to be found out too , that bracelet is hard to conceal for a present and not the kind of thing you usually buy yourself either
( well, you might , but it's not the norm really , but then I don't wear jewellery only a watch!)
She can't leave it at his place either as Gina lives there and might see it etc
He doesn't care about any of that though

If that bracelet was real diamonds it would be worth 10s of 1000s. There is no way Cindy would buy that for Cindy junior. Ian is very naive or playing a game.

Yes Junior definitely wants them to be found out doesn't he. Surely Ian is the type to nitpick through the bank statements so he would know if Cindy had spent £££ on a present.

The Nish heist was absolutely ridiculous. I think he will try to kill Suki, because after he dies he won't be able to control her (whether Eve is around or not). He'll probably die in the attempt.

Why was Nugget saying 'what made you do something so out of character?' Nish was in jail for 20 years for murder 😆

I don't feel sorry for Jean, but I'm glad that's over with.

I don't usually find Honey amusing, but I liked her talking about all Sharon's exes - bald men and a sort of brother.😆

Farcical today.

Suki skulking around with a huge knife.
Kathy arming herself with a frying pan.
Eve grabbing a wine bottle.
Stacey just wandering around.
Sharon's dangling locks are back
I feel sad for Linda 😥
Honey is hilarious, she comes out with some right corkers.
Kim "More flat pack than chippendale" 😆
I wonder how much Marie gets paid for pulling a face and giggling.

Thoughts and prayers for B and her bucket!

Haven’t watched today’s but why on earth did Suki not just wait for Nish to die and then marry Eve. What was the rush fgs.
the Nish scenes are becoming like some sort of slapstick comedy.

I agree it was ridiculous of Suki to aggravate Nish, he'll be dead in a short while and she could have humoured him and married after he died. Wouldn't have had all that drama then though would we!

Suki did ( sort of) marry Nish once didn't she? When Eve was with her mum up north.
Or was that a blessing of some sort?

Yes that was a blessing, so they aren't married.

Today's one was manic.
I hope the doctor hasn't given him the right meds !!
I like Nicola and aww to Sharon n Teddy jumpers ! ( bound to end in tears or death )
Although his flat cap isn't such a good look
I did wonder if Nugget knows where Nish is hiding , but it was the dodgy Doc instead.
Might have guessed
Love Kim and Mo and the calendar , but they are leaving it a bit late surely ?
Linda plays a drunk well ! ( reminds me of a relative who was the same when back on the wine ;( she has nailed it.
Winston was keen to get naked then .. wonder why 🤔🍆?

It's nice having a woman chasing a man for a change ( Nicola) she will be trouble.
I can see why though as Jumpers has a certain charm
Despite the dodgy dress sense and hats

Yep, Bianca and her bucket
It's getting desperate in that lock up
Sonia must be many months pregnant now

I'm sorry but how could you go from Phil to Jumpers.

Jumpers is dreadful.

Do we think Nish is in the same lockup as B?

I thought for a moment, until Stacey appeared, that Suki was going to come across Bianca 😂

I'd rather have Phil , but Jumpers isn't too bad I suppose.

The one thing Jumpers has in his favour is a large bank balance. That's the only thing!