Coronation Street Thread ***NO SPOILERS PLEASE!*** Late April 2024. Free The Weatherfield One. (ROY!)

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Following on from the last thread.

We're currently up to where Roy has been arrested for (allegedly) killing Lauren, and Roy's dog has been stolen and the thieves are saying the dog won't be returned until Roy admits his guilt.

Leanne is being drawn into a weird cult.

Toyah is arrested for criminal damage for attacking someone's car. (Someone who thinks Roy buried Lauren in the park!) And she doesn't seem quite herself. What is wrong with her?

Joel and DeeDee are on-again-off-again ...

I'm sure there's a few more bits and bobs going on, but there's plenty of space on this thread (and time) to catch up.

Adam is Bethany’s stepdad as well as her boyfriends nephew.

Relationships on Carries are so incestuous 😂

Isn’t it nice to know that random people are left totally alone in your lawyers office with nothing locked away.
And DeeDee talking about a case in the pub. I think my dog has more understanding of confidentiality.

I remembered Adam was her stepdad but I completely forgot about Adam and Daniel being related. I guess it’s because they look like the same age. So Adam is Daniel’s uncle?

Daniel is Adam’s uncle. Adam’s mother was Peter’s twin sister.

Oh yeah! 😆

Yeah, I remember Susan and Mike being together. Daniel’s mother was the hairdresser who was with Ken too so Ken is Daniel’s dad but Adam’s grandad I think

Les and Cilla’s hot tub was the reason I wasn’t allowed a water birth at home. XH was convinced our joists weren’t strong enough. To be fair, the thought of crashing through the ceiling in the throes of labour was a little off putting.

DeeDee gossips loudly about all her clients

She is Hilda Ogden with a law degree

My kids have clients but don't gossip about them. They all have swipe cards to get into their workplaces. And I think receptionists.
Our solicitor is very pleasant and talks about his kids and holidays.
Nobody ever tells me interesting things 😎

DeeDee's conversations with DS Swain are bewildering. Somehow the burden of proof has been reversed and DeeDee has to prove Roy is innocent and catch the real killer

Why does Bernie have to look for her long lost son now? Poor Paul, it’s the last thing he needs whilst he is dying, a shiny new son to take his place.

Billy will be all over him

The Platts are very strange

Max is Harry's half brother and his cousin

Have ye seen him? Be all over him myself lol

She said something about Denny bringing it all back for her. We all know it's not going to go down well with Gemini and Apollo though.
"Christopher Green" (AKA Zodiac) looks very successful - will he be a decent guy? Will Gemini and Apollo be jealous of him? Will he become a new regular character?

Not sure how I feel about this storyline to be perfectly honest.

Is Granny Linda still hanging around? Heard Joseph mentioning how impressive his private school was to Liam (Oakview??)

Maria has been really annoying recently. I'm impressed Gary's managed to keep his cool!

I thought Simon had left to find his dad/ join his dad ? Didn’t he leave in a taxi or did I just wish dream that?

So has Kate Ford who plays Tracy left the cobbles for good then?

Yes I think she has.

Was that Gary battering Nathan?

Sarah’s flat never looks homely. Or like a child lives there (is he a toddler?). Did she buy Adam out of it?

I believe Kate Ford has left permanently - well for now anyway.

I was overseas for 2 weeks in April and didn't bother watching missed episodes on catch-up as it had been pretty boring before I left.

Don't think I missed anything exciting but can someone tell me what has happened to Daisy please?

Has Bethany got lip fillers? Her lips are looking strange and puffy.

Bethanys lips got bigger half way through.

Ugh Christopher/Zodiac looks like one of those men who wipes door handles and doesn't fart.

I can’t remember what happened to Daisy!

She was stalked by Justin when she was with Daniel and then on her wedding day, Justin came to the pub and went to throw acid on her but Ryan got the most of it

No I mean now. Where’s she gone?

I suppose Daisy is just conveniently absent at the moment so Glenda can stand at the bar moaning about The Will.

So Zodiac is a (not very good) cop.

I think it was Gary battering Nathan. It looked the right size/shape (looked too tall for David).

I can't decide who's more annoying, Leanne or Toyah.

And way way too much Bethany.

I'm not sure why I am torturing myself watching this nonsense.