MAFSAUS Thread 5: Delusions, Gaslighting, Icky Dickie, The Lobsters, Byron Bust Ups, Revelations, Secrets, Smacked arses, flirty hairdressers, drama queens, tantrums, nipples and a partridge in a pear tree….. (NO SPOILERS)

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Get your nipples to take several seats, because here we go again!!

He has disrespected her.

Richard is that guy.

Richard is that cunt.

The fucking filthy look he gave her after she banged the table.

What he said couldn’t have been more disrespectful.

I I I I I.

Fucking nothing about her.

And the experts think this is acceptable.

I pity any woman who is in his orbit.

Fuck off.

And take Jayden and Tori with you.

He still doesn’t bloody hear her.

And still fucking fake crying.

Andrea mate, what a bastard lucky escape you’ve had.

He can fuck, lick and suck his hand to his bitter little heart’s content.

And you can go and thrive in the sunshine.

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/telly_addicts/5048179-mafs-aus-thread-6-christmas-glazed-ham-and-all-the-purple-nipply-trimmings-are-giving-us-the-ick-as-is-dick-were-just-here-for-the-bullshit-investigators-and-mission-impossible-gamboles-no-spoilers

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/telly_addicts/5048179-mafs-aus-thread-6-christmas-glazed-ham-and-all-the-purple-nipply-trimmings-are-giving-us-the-ick-as-is-dick-were-just-here-for-the-bullshit-investigators-and-mission-impossible-gamboles-no-spoilers

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/telly_addicts/5048179-mafs-aus-thread-6-christmas-glazed-ham-and-all-the-purple-nipply-trimmings-are-giving-us-the-ick-as-is-dick-were-just-here-for-the-bullshit-investigators-and-mission-impossible-gamboles-no-spoilers

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/telly_addicts/5048179-mafs-aus-thread-6-christmas-glazed-ham-and-all-the-purple-nipply-trimmings-are-giving-us-the-ick-as-is-dick-were-just-here-for-the-bullshit-investigators-and-mission-impossible-gamboles-no-spoilers

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/telly_addicts/5048179-mafs-aus-thread-6-christmas-glazed-ham-and-all-the-purple-nipply-trimmings-are-giving-us-the-ick-as-is-dick-were-just-here-for-the-bullshit-investigators-and-mission-impossible-gamboles-no-spoilers

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/telly_addicts/5048179-mafs-aus-thread-6-christmas-glazed-ham-and-all-the-purple-nipply-trimmings-are-giving-us-the-ick-as-is-dick-were-just-here-for-the-bullshit-investigators-and-mission-impossible-gamboles-no-spoilers

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/telly_addicts/5048179-mafs-aus-thread-6-christmas-glazed-ham-and-all-the-purple-nipply-trimmings-are-giving-us-the-ick-as-is-dick-were-just-here-for-the-bullshit-investigators-and-mission-impossible-gamboles-no-spoilers

Jack is the company he keeps.

Tori isn’t allowed to hang out with the boys without comment, yet Jack hangs around with women and it is ok?

”Anyone that makes their coffee order their personality?”

In some cafe they will now be making a cuntt coffee just for you Lizzzzzz.

Much as I dislike Tori that Liz is a prize cunt and Jack was full of smiles when she went for the jugular.

I wanted to scream when the male Ixpert (John?) said trickie Dickie was a broken man. No he is a silly man child that is used to his own way, ignores his wife and has decided everything is her fault. Don't get your scarf caught in the door, Dickie (go on!).

The new thread is on 31 pages by the way ...

Johnno needs to do some heavy lifting?

Popping Ellie on top of his cock lifting?

He’s a blustering fanny.

We're on thread 7 😀

I think I spotted Johnno’s inner cunt from the get go.

I reckon he’ll be Velcro’d to Ellie’s minge quicker than you can say wax strip.

Lauren is a magnificent woman.

Johnno is the pathetic snivelly little blamey gaslighty worm he probably has always been.

Not expecting Jack to make Tori feel secure either.

Just grateful.

Come on over to thread 7.,@sdqtb

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