MAFSAUS Thread 5: Delusions, Gaslighting, Icky Dickie, The Lobsters, Byron Bust Ups, Revelations, Secrets, Smacked arses, flirty hairdressers, drama queens, tantrums, nipples and a partridge in a pear tree….. (NO SPOILERS)

[browneyes77]

Get your nipples to take several seats, because here we go again!!

Ha ha! Thanks!

Sometimes my mind goes blank and then it just throws a load of words at me, so all suggestions welcome 🤣🤣

Sara is going to explode in a minute. She can’t take the heat!

She’ll probably walk off like she did when she got challenged over her phone!

Sara needs to eat shed loads of humble pie.
Tho I think Tim is done, the trust has left the relationship.

Sara had a touch of The Riddlers about her then.

God those Fox's Indulgent Centre cookies looked amazing.

I’m drinking wine and supposed to be on a diet.

All food looks amazing at this point 🤣

I can't believe Sarah thinks saying that her ex has a girlfriend gives her a defense. Saying that makes it worse, as it's like that's the only reason something didn't happen between them!

I think she thinks she can talk her way out of things.

She can’t

@browneyes77 snap on the diet. That's why I was drooling.

I'm eating one now. They're on sale for 90p at Tesco. Fabulous!

Andrea looks lovely.

I’ve already been brought down by wine 🤣🤣

Sorry Weight Watchers 😂

Tim does angry quite well.

Great thread title!

Loved her 'p*ss off' as well.

Cass is just as perceptive as Lauren

Hang on - Eden revealed all to Jayden at the retreat having agonised over it. Now she's saying he saw the text when she received it.

Which is the truth?

She has shown him I think. He didn’t see them though until she told him. That’s my take on it.

Jayden happened to see the texts

Sure he did

Wow, she's all about explaining to the group.

I’m assuming she showed him the texts after she told him? Maybe? Who knows! 🤷🏽‍♀️😂

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diet out the window today ( this week to be honest) they were giving away free burritos at Tortilla today so i had no choice 🤭

This is getting so bad for Sara. Her lies!

She's brazen.

Expert John is in despair 😂