MAFSAUS Thread 5: Delusions, Gaslighting, Icky Dickie, The Lobsters, Byron Bust Ups, Revelations, Secrets, Smacked arses, flirty hairdressers, drama queens, tantrums, nipples and a partridge in a pear tree….. (NO SPOILERS)

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Get your nipples to take several seats, because here we go again!!

I’d have dangled him over the balcony with it and watched the twat swing

The scarf with t shirt combo annoys me way more than it should do.

She seems so anxious.

Tori is cooling someone a fool

That awful dress eden

I can’t decide if Dickie knows exactly why Andrea got the ick with him but he’s trying to twist it to make Andie look like the bad guy and not him. Or is he so up his own arse and so clueless that he honestly thinks he is the victim and that mean Andie is treating him so badly and he just cannot see any blame in himself? Which do you think?

At this point I dislike Dick more than the glazed ham.
Thats an unexpected sentence.

Richie is such a LIAR.

He’s completely out to play the victim and give the woe is me act.

I actually can’t stand him 🤬

It's her turn for the tit flash tonight.

I honestly feel the same. Icky Dicky is infuriating me more than Jack!!

Richard has lost it and throwing Andi under the bus, along with his rattle and dummy.

How on earth does he make a living as a motivational speaker? Unless it's to some kind of incel convention...

I think he genuinely can't see it. He reminds me of my ex husband - abusive, narcissistic twat. To this day (and I left him 13 years ago now) he genuinely doesn't understand what he did wrong and thinks it was all my fault.

I love you

Proper cackling at that!
He's motivating everyone in the opposite direction.

Rich's mask is off. He's an abuser. Can't stand the guy.

He doesn't want to get into the details....woah....

Andi carries herself well. She speaks like someone who has dealt with men like this before.

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/telly_addicts/5048179-mafs-aus-thread-6-christmas-glazed-ham-and-all-the-purple-nipply-trimmings-are-giving-us-the-ick-as-is-dick-were-just-here-for-the-bullshit-investigators-and-mission-impossible-gamboles-no-spoilers

New thread here once this one fills up 🙂

Deeeecccce😎👍😋

I wonder though whether he's just being dim (if he's dim at all) or whether he's just a narcissistic, gaslighting bastard.

He's trying to wear her down by constantly blaming her for HIS faults and, wrongly, using her previous relationship(s) against her. He's just hammering away at her and I really admire the way she defends her but he's pushing her to the end of her tether - to the point she's striking the dining table - something more identifying with Angry Timothy.

I really really hope she writes "Leave" at the next couch session. I hope the do-called Experts see what's really happening and rip Richard a new one. 🌹

Only just catching up on this thread but definitely series 9!

This is so true! I liked that Lucinda asked him did he think he had contributed and he looked startled, he really doesn’t listen to Andi
Agree with others the scarves would have been pulled tighter if it was me to shut him up! Annoying child man.

Lovely to see Lucinda and Tim laugh and enjoy themselves, especially as it was at smug Tori and ugh Jack!
I hate the way Tori goes all don’t come at me yet pulls all the faces at other couples arguments.
I liked old Tim having a go at Ridge, maybe he’s just seen the immature chest thumping side of him and been like what can that idiot tell me about life!

We're all over on thread 6 now. Come on over, it's several pages in already!

MagpiePi
Tori: I'm not totally sure about Jack, I don't entirely trust him...
Jack: I want babies with you in two years
Tori:

Love it.

I’m so fucking tired of Richie.

waaaagh me. Waaaagh it isn’t me. Waaaagh it is all your fault.

Why won’t you tell me???????

If he listened to her, he’d know.

I don’t know how bad her ex was but I’m almost sure that Richard is indeed worse.