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MAFSAUS Thread 5: Delusions, Gaslighting, Icky Dickie, The Lobsters, Byron Bust Ups, Revelations, Secrets, Smacked arses, flirty hairdressers, drama queens, tantrums, nipples and a partridge in a pear tree….. (NO SPOILERS)

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browneyes77 · 04/04/2024 20:29

Get your nipples to take several seats, because here we go again!!

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SpeedbirdSquawker · 11/04/2024 19:53

The speech he just did was so full of 'I' and 'me' because its all about Richard isn't it?

icelollycraving · 11/04/2024 19:53

He makes me feel so irritated. Her friend who came to the dinner fucked it with taking his side. Let him go back to his weird fucking dynamic with his daughter. Poor Andrea.

LordSnot · 11/04/2024 19:53

The ultimate gaslighting has to be accusing someone else of gaslighting when you're the one who's been gaslighting. Meta gaslighting. Inceplighting.

Villagetoraiseachild · 11/04/2024 19:54

He's not exactly a great advert for himself going forward...

icelollycraving · 11/04/2024 19:55

He can’t accept it’s his fault that she was embarrassed and got the biggest ick ever.

IncognitoUsername · 11/04/2024 19:56

Grow up old man

Bichonmum · 11/04/2024 19:56

Richard feels undesired. I'm sure Andi felt really desired when he told her that she wasn't as attractive as the other girls

Villagetoraiseachild · 11/04/2024 19:56

@browneyes77 , we're gonna whizz to the end of this thread,
Pls can we have Glazed Christmas Ham and Leprechaun with a man bun shopping in the Child Aisle?

icelollycraving · 11/04/2024 19:58

She looks lovely in the green dress.

hoxtonbabe · 11/04/2024 19:59

Villagetoraiseachild · 11/04/2024 19:56

@browneyes77 , we're gonna whizz to the end of this thread,
Pls can we have Glazed Christmas Ham and Leprechaun with a man bun shopping in the Child Aisle?

We are getting through these quicker each time, lol.

@browneyes77 what you going to do when all this ends and you no longer have this great responsibility 😩😩😋

browneyes77 · 11/04/2024 20:00

hoxtonbabe · 11/04/2024 19:59

We are getting through these quicker each time, lol.

@browneyes77 what you going to do when all this ends and you no longer have this great responsibility 😩😩😋

Breathe a sigh of relief 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Villagetoraiseachild · 11/04/2024 20:01

Eden has gone a strange shade.

Dollenganger333 · 11/04/2024 20:01

kenyaswhiterefrigerator · 11/04/2024 17:10

I'm the same age as Andi with children and if some chap I was paired with said that in a room of other people I would shut down completely and never want to see them again.

He's old enough to understand discretion. He seems to have a chip on his shoulder about his age which came out at the start and seems the need to show the younger contestants he's still got it. Grow up you sulking man child

💯 this!

hoxtonbabe · 11/04/2024 20:03

browneyes77 · 11/04/2024 20:00

Breathe a sigh of relief 🤣🤣🤣🤣

🤣

hoxtonbabe · 11/04/2024 20:04

Tim and luc are so naughty 🤭🤭

Bichonmum · 11/04/2024 20:04

Isn't Edens dress similar to the fuzzy felt dress one of the other women wore a few weeks ago? Sara I I think it was

browneyes77 · 11/04/2024 20:04

This dinner party is going to be so good 😂😂

Shame we don’t have Lauren with Lucinda & Timothy tonight!

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browneyes77 · 11/04/2024 20:05

Bichonmum · 11/04/2024 20:04

Isn't Edens dress similar to the fuzzy felt dress one of the other women wore a few weeks ago? Sara I I think it was

Yeah I thought it was a similar design.

Likely the same designer

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browneyes77 · 11/04/2024 20:05

hoxtonbabe · 11/04/2024 20:04

Tim and luc are so naughty 🤭🤭

And I am sooooo here for it!! 🙌🏼🤣🤣

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Bichonmum · 11/04/2024 20:06

browneyes77 · 11/04/2024 20:04

This dinner party is going to be so good 😂😂

Shame we don’t have Lauren with Lucinda & Timothy tonight!

Lauren is going to be gutted

Villagetoraiseachild · 11/04/2024 20:06

Tori and her Princess of Whales attitude...

browneyes77 · 11/04/2024 20:07

“Ridge had a chat with Andrea”

“And how did that go?”

Ridge smashed everything to pieces Jade. Thats how that went 🤣🤣

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botanybabe123 · 11/04/2024 20:07

It wasn't you, but it kinda was you Ridge.

Villagetoraiseachild · 11/04/2024 20:08

Richie going to be milking it like no tomorrow, throwing his toys out of the pram and having a massive pity party.

Floofydawg · 11/04/2024 20:09

Am a bit behind but how the fuck has Andi not strangled Dickie with one of his shit scarves.

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