MAFSAUS Thread 5: Delusions, Gaslighting, Icky Dickie, The Lobsters, Byron Bust Ups, Revelations, Secrets, Smacked arses, flirty hairdressers, drama queens, tantrums, nipples and a partridge in a pear tree….. (NO SPOILERS)

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Get your nipples to take several seats, because here we go again!!

Lauren's happy to take Jack on face to face. Jayden's leading the witch trial against Sara and enjoying it a little bit too much.

I'm really disappointed that some of the women in this ixperiment have changed to mould around the guys.

Tim the Elder is what, 52? and has been vocally dismissive and hugely disrespectful of the younger guys on camera and to their faces and Lucinda of the "not my jam" has sat there without comment, because he's going to give her the silent treatment if she speaks up. He deigns to share a bed with her and it's like he's given her the greatest gift, it's all "you're so wonderful, you're so amazing". Lucinda has been on camera saying she's worked hard on her self worth.

Him and Richard are sulky arses and their behaviour should be pulled up and dragged down.

I'm halfway through last night's episode and have just had to take a little breather after the Jack nipple shot. Why are they so big??

Has anyone else noticed that in every episode there's a turn of phrase that's not quite right? Last night it was "New York second", the night before it was "rustle some feathers". I feel like going back through the episodes and compiling them all into a list

With his flirting with Jade he’s really coming over as a pantomime villain and it was interesting to see how he and Tori interacted (though she’s being gaslit etc) with Lauren and Jono as he actually came across as reasonable. I’d have expected Jack to go on full on attack mode to Lauren but he never did.

It’d be so funny to see unedited footage. I clicked on the NZ version of this the other day and watched part of one episode recently and the NZ is no way as good as the Aus one!

Steroids natch! 😜

I was thinking the same! Tori said something like “rosy coloured glasses” and the others I think Andi have said similar but I don’t know whether that’s if Aussies have different sayings to us!

I love Lucinda’s sayings though “spunky” and “spunk” which we never say in UK or it has a very different meaning! 🤣🫣

If I was pregnant with a girl I’d consider Lucinda as a name too!

But Tim does have a point and to be fair to him Jayden is a cocky little arse who thinks he knows all about relationships at what 25?! 🤣🤣🤣😱

I did wonder like you at Luce staying quiet over his comments because with her right on earth mother type you’d think she’d stick up for the guys, but nope, just glued to Tim’s opinions..

I think Jack was a bit thrown by Lauren not going for him, but pivoted quickly and realised that if she was asking reasonable questions, he needed to give reasonable sounding answers, even if they were total bullshit.

This has killed me 😂😂😂

Jayden is so self-righteous - he's insufferable.

He didn’t even see her into a taxi, let her walk down to the car with we suitcase in tow. Hardly seems to care.
once again the blokes on here are not showing their best selves.

Maybe Lauren massively downplayed her procedure to Jonno..
Or maybe she's just missing her pals in Perth.

I'm interested to see if Lauren has a scar around her clavicle when she gets back.

Too invested? Moi?

I think Lauren's exit in the lift etc. was staged for the cameras and/or edited. It was very unnatural on both sides.

I just knew Tim the Younger would fall back under Sarah's spell. FFS.

Aussie slang very often takes other sayings/phrases and alters them slightly.

And Tori gets into bed naked every night???

Dinner party tonight 🎉

@catonmyback I love Lauren but find her voice deeply, deeply annoying. It's her only flaw! Hopefully, as you suggest, the surgery will sort out her vocal fry (as well as the blood clot, obvs, I wish her well.)

Wonder of any of the ladies reached out to Sara to check she is okay even if (not supporting her actions.

Lucinda did say she felt sorry for her at the dinner party.

Richie’s reset means he is after his honeymoon hole.

He can get bent with his deputy dawg laugh.

Aussie slang very often takes other sayings/phrases and alters them slightly.

I noticed this too. Another one is 'burn like a crisp' instead of 'burn to a crisp'

Richie's scarves get on my tits. Just me? Gives me "I'm crazeee, me" vibes.

Jade might have been talking to Jack one one one.

He was speaking to her one on two.

She was giving it the flirt back though. She was saying all the right things. But the hair tossing and giggling?

Juicy Jade would have met with bruised baws.

Sarah and Tim have forged a new connection? Aye. Pube tube level.

Andi looks like a shadow. The chat with Richie? He looks incel angry. Like really fucking darvo angry.

And I can see how she didn’t bring it up the second time. I’ll bet she sees angry in him when we aren’t privy to it.

He is not coming across like a good person. He’s a cunt too.

Just got to the end. Poor Lauren, she's got a subclavian vein thrombosis by the sounds of it. It does seem very casual to put her on a plane, she should be having intravenous blood thinners and it's surgery she can have in Sydney. It makes your arm puffy but did anyone notice in the flashback that her face was much less puffy at the start of the series? I hope she had a speedy recovery.

Why was the letter blurred out? I wanted to read it

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C4PnxINSU8X/?igsh=NHA2dzNwanFjdDgw

This made me laugh way too much for what it is!

Rich can’t understand why they have go to such a low point?

She has told you. Lots of times.

And you ain’t listening maaaaaaaate.

Was there a pause when Jack said to Jade. "You are in my top three ... couples"? Who do you think would be number 2 because he and Tori are number one obviously?

He put couples in. He wasn’t going there initially I don’t think.

Jade, Lauren and Sara are probably top three.

wonder if Jade will bring up that comment at the next dinner party