MAFSAUS Thread 5: Delusions, Gaslighting, Icky Dickie, The Lobsters, Byron Bust Ups, Revelations, Secrets, Smacked arses, flirty hairdressers, drama queens, tantrums, nipples and a partridge in a pear tree….. (NO SPOILERS)

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Get your nipples to take several seats, because here we go again!!

He’s well practised in it you can see it in his eyes. And he really turns on the waterworks. Him and Sara should have crying competitions but he can show her how to eke a tear out of her eye and lie better. Horoscope stuff again, they’re both Scorpios! Not showing that sign in a good light really…

I’m 52 (53 in September but don’t look it apparently) and I’d run a mile from Tricky Icky Dicky or any man like him and I’d not put up with his open crying and tiny violin act either and would’ve fed his scarves to the wind out of the windows as he watched… or burned them one by one. And whilst he danced by the pool I’d creep up behind him but push him into the pool! 😈

Andi and Tim are actually the same age , 51 and 52.
But poor Andi had been given a husband 10 years older while Tim gets a wife 10 years younger!
They would never have matched Tim with a 60 plus wife and they would never have matched Richard with a woman in her 70’s.
Lucinda is much close in age to most of the other husbands as she is only 42 and some of them are late 30’s

😮
Wow, talk about ingrained sexism.
I doubt she asked for an older man either...

I think Tim would have been quite happy with Andi.

I can't see Tim and Andi together at all!

The cherry blossom dress!

I can! I think because she is less "woo" he would have been more comfortable but I don't know if she would have had the patience for him. He isn't the sort to flex the sex muscle though, so she may well have been happier.

Jacks shirt has shrunk in the wash

Again

Is Jack wearing anti-perspirant this week?
Sure hope he is.

I mean initially, she’s fun, pretty and soft. Also no chicken wing at the wedding.

Andi is sweet but her sense of humour is a complete mismatch with Tim. I can't see any chemistry between them.

I wonder if Jade will bring up Jack's flirting. Could Tori ignore yet another accusation? (Yes, yes she could)

I'm hoping Lauren shows up on a Zoom link.

I wonder if he deliberately wear shirts to small because he thinks it makes his physique more defined??

This is exactly why he does it!

Andi sounding very nervous talking to Richie here

She just told him!

Heavens to Betsy, Icky Dicky is one of the dimmest humans I've seen.

Oh, please just shut the fuck up Dicky.

You irritating, DARVO’ing tosspot.

Walk away Andie. Walk away.

Awful dresses tonight

Was just going to say, how spectacularly stupid is he.
He is so disrespectful.

Richard is a manipulative twat. Eurgh. Gaslighting lovely Andrea.

WTF…….

“I want to feel wanted and desired”.

This man is 60 years old, going on 5.

Oh FFS. It doesn’t matter what she says.

He’s decided what she feels and it’s the same broken record over and over again.

I’d have lost my shit and thrown him over the balcony by now 🤬🤯