MAFSAUS Thread 5: Delusions, Gaslighting, Icky Dickie, The Lobsters, Byron Bust Ups, Revelations, Secrets, Smacked arses, flirty hairdressers, drama queens, tantrums, nipples and a partridge in a pear tree….. (NO SPOILERS)

[browneyes77]

Get your nipples to take several seats, because here we go again!!

Fabulous title!

thank you.. You missed out the Christmas ham though 😋🤣

I was in a rush to post it as the page filled up super quick 🤣

I'm here. It's a shame the thread was started before the glazed Christmas ham comment or it could have been in the title.

Icky Dicky 😂

That gets a Lauren seal of approval.

Thanks for the new thread 😁

If anyone wants to create the next thread please feel free.

It’s taxing thinking of these titles 🤣🤣🤣

Okay let's get predictions in - who's writing leave at the next ceremony?

We can save the Christmas ham for the next, it'll keep.
Jack is the grift that keeps on giving.

👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻

Overall thread 4 got full very quick. I was thinking yesterday gosh we got through that one fast… and most of it is about Jack being an arse! Lol

Poor Tim. I like him.

No.. we appreciate it 🙏😁

She is not even looking to reassure Tim

But she hadn't told Tim she was meeting her ex, had she?

This whole thing is weird from start to finish. Why did Sara need to borrow clothes when she's packed a million dinner party outfits?

She was using it to show off with Eden, thinking she'd have her back above Tim.

I genuinely don’t mind though. It wasn’t even me that created the first thread 🤣

The first one filled up so I quickly did a new one for us, to help out and then have just been doing them since

So if anyone has a top notch thread title they want to do, feel free to make the next one! I honestly don’t mind! 😁

I’m assuming they get to choose dinner party outfits rather than having them.

Yeah because I wouldn’t buy the majority of those outfits 🤣

Sara about to go into defensive mode….

Well that explains why Lauren's dress is two sizes too small!

Youre doing great! If anyone has top favourites we can ping you before the next one. There's bound to be some scorchers.

Tori trying to hide a smirk when hearing about Sara and Tim's troubles

She’s loving the heat being off her and Jack.