MAFSAUS Thread 5: Delusions, Gaslighting, Icky Dickie, The Lobsters, Byron Bust Ups, Revelations, Secrets, Smacked arses, flirty hairdressers, drama queens, tantrums, nipples and a partridge in a pear tree….. (NO SPOILERS)

[browneyes77]

Get your nipples to take several seats, because here we go again!!

That’s the one!

I struggled to stick to one bottle to be honest. Had to stop myself ordering a Deliveroo 😂

Somebody very in the wrong, who's had the rug very firmly pulled, publicly from under her feet, who's in a bit of shock about being so roundly found out, has brain freeze and unable to think quickly enough to cover her lies. Her lying has definitely come home to roost and she's forgotten to have grace enough to apologise to the guy she's lied to. 🌹

That was hard to watch, especially when Sara kept getting caught out on her lies.

Sarah snapping her fingers get me a wine and I want to leave now real diva hard work.
Tim will soften back
Cass is beautiful, but not a match for Tristan he needs help she really has tried he will have a lifetime friend in Tim and Lucinda.
Think Tim won't be able to last without him and leave the following week.
Great to see a thread that is not mostly about Jack.
Jono calling out Sarah on texting 🤣🤣

Sara was horrible to the producers. Annoying hand clap and saying she wanted out right now. I need wine. She has no manners or empathy, never saying please, thank you or sorry.

She is not the best looking women there. The ranking task is grim. She genuinely believed she is on another level. Like Tori does.

I've just caught up.

Wow.

No accountability, no apology. She's just a spoiled brat.

And we need 'fake puppy-sitting' in the next title, please 😁

Sara doesn't seem to even understand why people are upset! I mean if you hurt someone you care about, the least you do is apologise, even if you don't fully get why they are hurt - because you CARE about them, right?

Although, we all knew when she didn't hand over her phone and all the cancelled dates...pretty sure we all knew her ex was still a huge figure in her life.
Was it just the two of them out for dinner?

Did anyone else notice that Sara always had a nasty smirk in her face when there was other people’s drama, like she enjoyed when other people were hurt? Her lack of empathy and apology to Tim was disgusting.

My goodness. What an episode!
Jack is so out of order. He really said "I made a comment at the pool, Tim repeated it that night and you got triggered"???? EXCUSE ME?????
And then gave him a supplement card that Tristan immediately said was for weight loss supplements?
I'm sorry, I don't think I could stay if I was Cass.
Her needs aren't being met at all. She's just constantly trying to build him up while getting nothing in return.

Sara... My girl never said sorry once. The way she spoke to the producers was disgusting and watching her tie herself up in knots with lies was painfully hilarious.

Yeah she always did the overacting reactions and stupid shocked expression to try and hog the cameras. Trying to be Al from a few series ago but with none of his charm. She’s horrendous.

Oh sara and the ex have not stopped hooking up since they broke up which I think I heard was 6 years ago!!! No moral compass and was brought down a peg to two tonight. She’s deeply unpleasant - she’d go well with red rat face!!!

Thank you @browneyes77 for continuing theses fabulous threads. I started the first to "save the date" then got bogged down with work/dog shows and life! So we all really appreciate you for thought in peeping a new one ahead with fab titles!

So we are 24 episodes in of 36. I'm not 100% certain it's 36 as I didn't want to scroll down the Google search and see spoilers - it's reunion week in Aus I think so lots of "news" about!

Two-thirds in and how things change! Didn't like Lauren, now love her. Wasn't keen on Lucinda in first few eps, now adore her. Loved Rich to start, now got the ick. Loved Jayden, then hated him, now like him again. Disliked/distrusted Jack(n)ob, hate him more!

Think we'll lose Sara (and Tim) and Cass (and Tris) and next commitment ceremony.

4 weeks to go...

Last year they used to hang around together, this year they seem to not see each other until the dinner parties. I hope that changes a bit.
Are they getting surgery/fillers during the series?

Bit late to the threads but when is Jack going to be removed???? He's horribly abusive to everyone and has poor Tori brainwashed under his thumb. It's awful

I don’t think he will be removed unfortunately.
With regard to them all meeting up, I think there are occasional girls nights but they don’t all seem to be together v often. For Sara to book the weekend off to ‘puppy sit’ seemed really odd. Previously I believed they were all stuck in the flats. Now I think that is purely a base, particularly for those who live in Sydney.
The flats are nice but v small so they used to be climbing the walls a bit, like a polar bear in the zoo when they start pacing in a small enclosure.

Ha! You’re welcome!

Yeah I believe it is Reunion week in Aus.

I was scrolling through TikTok and a vid came up about the reunion and I had to quickly scroll past so I didn’t see it!

Lauren and Lucinda have become my two favourites as well 😂

I agree that we could lose Cass & Tristan next judging by the clip last night.

Not sure about Tim and Sara. She may be able to talk him round!

I also don’t think Andrea & Icky Dicky will last much longer. I think he’s already gotten under her skin and she’s started to get the ick for Dick.

I wonder if the Producers made Eden wait until the dinner party to raise the Sara issue and that increased her anxiety.

Sara will probably kick herself one day when she realises she let a nice guy like Tim go just to carry on playing toxic silly buggers with her ex. Shame.

Look hard at Jack’s face…..I couldn’t figure out who he reminded me of. Then it hit me! Melissa McCarthy! I can’t unsee it now….

not sure if was so taken in. It was said previously that Jack had been helping him with nutrition advice etc so maybe they had already discussed some supplements & it was something Tristan was interested in.

Jack is still a prize twat though

If I were Cass that whole situation would have given me a massive ick. I mean you can call it naive you can say he is a bit dim...still after all her work it must be galling to see Jack get a better public reaction to a barbed jibe that he needs to loose weight than she has had after weeks of actually being properly nice and supportive to him.

Yes I think I read somewhere that they're told to bring things up at the dinner party. I think I Lucinda said in an interview that the dinner party lasts hours and hours!!!

Gahd, I'd need to bring a tick list with me to the table with reminders on if I had to wait until then. I'd have forgotten what I had wanted to say! You know like when you come out of the Drs and think "I wish I'd said that".

Thank you for the new thread