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Masterchef The Professionals. Finals week!!

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Pebbledashery · 06/12/2023 20:43

Here we go.

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Laska2Meryls · 07/12/2023 17:21

Well I am hooked... Who's it going to be? I think
Tom but Kasae has definitely been coming up on the outside ....

jay55 · 07/12/2023 20:18

Cheers for new thread lovely.

I'd happily watch the fish, but wouldn't want eyeballs interrupting dinner.

TheDogsMother · 07/12/2023 20:18

Wind pipes from a pig, cows udders, lamb brain 🤢

GrouchyKiwi · 07/12/2023 20:19

Thanks Pebbs.

Sandytoxic · 07/12/2023 20:19

Umm mmmm

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Pebbledashery · 07/12/2023 20:19

Totally batshit

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EsmaCannonball · 07/12/2023 20:19

Rasmus is definitely the development chef for I'm A Celebrity.

AutumnCrow · 07/12/2023 20:20

Ooooh. 'Weird'.

Sunbird24 · 07/12/2023 20:20

Tongue is the most normal thing on that table

EsmaCannonball · 07/12/2023 20:20

Psycho Tommy pretending he's never had dealings with windpipes, hey? We see you.

Blueberrycreampie · 07/12/2023 20:20

Thank you @Pebbledashery!

Sandytoxic · 07/12/2023 20:20

im reminded of why I’m mostly vegetarian!

jay55 · 07/12/2023 20:21

I'd love one of them to trip and cover wanky chef in that chicken blood and pig parts.

ChicoryDip · 07/12/2023 20:21

Thanks Pebbles.

I don't get the impression that the chefs are particularly enjoying this challenge somehow.

Blueberrycreampie · 07/12/2023 20:21

Sunbird24 · 07/12/2023 20:20

Tongue is the most normal thing on that table

Yes had lots of tongue rolls when I was young with HP sauce!

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Pebbledashery · 07/12/2023 20:21

I'd just get the contents of my bin and pour it on a plate, some dramatic smoke effect and entitle my impression "Recycled"

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TinyRebel · 07/12/2023 20:21

This is the restaurant to go to if your dining companions are as dull as ditchwater, your stomach cast iron and your bank balance bottomless.

AutumnCrow · 07/12/2023 20:21

From edible windpipe to oesophageal cancer - delightful imagery

GrouchyKiwi · 07/12/2023 20:22

This is nonsense.

Popfan · 07/12/2023 20:22

I reckon that Rasmuss is having a right laugh... making people eat crap through pretence of ethics and messages and 'impressions'

ChicoryDip · 07/12/2023 20:22

jay55 · 07/12/2023 20:21

I'd love one of them to trip and cover wanky chef in that chicken blood and pig parts.

I can help! I'm a bit clumsy at the best of times.

TheDogsMother · 07/12/2023 20:22

Pebbledashery · 07/12/2023 20:21

I'd just get the contents of my bin and pour it on a plate, some dramatic smoke effect and entitle my impression "Recycled"

Genius Pebble. Two Michelin stars for you.

EsmaCannonball · 07/12/2023 20:22

Fuck sake, I don't want to go out for a meal and end up thinking about plastic, suffering chickens and oesophagus cancer. Is the last course 50 paracetamol and a bottle of Jim Beam?

Sandytoxic · 07/12/2023 20:22

You need a jellyfish slideshow to pull the dish together!

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Pebbledashery · 07/12/2023 20:23

I'd go here if I was NOT hungry

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