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Masterchef The Professionals. Finals week!!

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Pebbledashery · 06/12/2023 20:43

Here we go.

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EsmaCannonball · 07/12/2023 20:54

'Massive eye-opener' is probably one of Rasmus's kitchen utensils.

littlbrowndog · 07/12/2023 20:54

EsmaCannonball · 07/12/2023 20:54

'Massive eye-opener' is probably one of Rasmus's kitchen utensils.

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GrouchyKiwi · 07/12/2023 20:55

EsmaCannonball · 07/12/2023 20:54

'Massive eye-opener' is probably one of Rasmus's kitchen utensils.

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Pebbledashery · 07/12/2023 20:55

Monica is the only normal one

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WillowTit · 07/12/2023 20:55

Mad

TheDogsMother · 07/12/2023 20:56

EsmaCannonball · 07/12/2023 20:54

'Massive eye-opener' is probably one of Rasmus's kitchen utensils.

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FoxtrotOscarFoxtrotOscar · 07/12/2023 20:56

Those chicken feet have Muppet vibes

EsmaCannonball · 07/12/2023 20:57

'That's the most thought-provoking thing that I have ever eaten in my life.'

Marcus has clearly never been confronted with the major decisions revolving around a Kellogg's Variety Pack.

Sunbird24 · 07/12/2023 20:57

At least they finished on something pretty normal

littlbrowndog · 07/12/2023 20:58

EsmaCannonball · 07/12/2023 20:57

'That's the most thought-provoking thing that I have ever eaten in my life.'

Marcus has clearly never been confronted with the major decisions revolving around a Kellogg's Variety Pack.

Which one. The coco pops every time

AnneShirleysNewDress · 07/12/2023 20:58

I've just started watching. A delightful meal of jawbone, plastic and feet.

ChicoryDip · 07/12/2023 20:58

I'd want more than that tiny splash of champagne if I'd just endured all that.

ilovesooty · 07/12/2023 20:58

God I hope they don't reproduce this crap tomorrow.

GrouchyKiwi · 07/12/2023 20:58

Even the door is wanky!

Sunbird24 · 07/12/2023 20:58

EsmaCannonball · 07/12/2023 20:57

'That's the most thought-provoking thing that I have ever eaten in my life.'

Marcus has clearly never been confronted with the major decisions revolving around a Kellogg's Variety Pack.

Those boxes are too small, I’d have to have two…

Blueberrycreampie · 07/12/2023 20:59

EsmaCannonball · 07/12/2023 20:57

'That's the most thought-provoking thing that I have ever eaten in my life.'

Marcus has clearly never been confronted with the major decisions revolving around a Kellogg's Variety Pack.

Or how they got the holes in Polo mints - used to occupy a lot of my thinking time.

EsmaCannonball · 07/12/2023 20:59

Rasmus: 'Before you go, Mr Wallace, would it be possible for you to airmail us a steady supply of your toenails and chest hair? We've had an idea about a new dessert course.'

TheDogsMother · 07/12/2023 20:59

Disappointing amount of Champagne there but next time Lovelies. I can't believe it's nearly all over.

ChicoryDip · 07/12/2023 21:00

EsmaCannonball · 07/12/2023 20:59

Rasmus: 'Before you go, Mr Wallace, would it be possible for you to airmail us a steady supply of your toenails and chest hair? We've had an idea about a new dessert course.'

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EsmaCannonball · 07/12/2023 21:00

EsmaCannonball · 07/12/2023 20:59

Rasmus: 'Before you go, Mr Wallace, would it be possible for you to airmail us a steady supply of your toenails and chest hair? We've had an idea about a new dessert course.'

Sorry, dessert impression.

jay55 · 07/12/2023 21:00

Thank feck that's over. On to a windpipe free final

ilovesooty · 07/12/2023 21:00

GrouchyKiwi · 07/12/2023 20:58

Even the door is wanky!

I'm imagining the diners being locked in like a Hammer House of Horror film if they don't tip enough.

LaMarschallin · 07/12/2023 21:01

At least Rasmus was really calm and pleasant - I thought he was going to be shouty and terrifying

TheDogsMother · 07/12/2023 21:02

Just off to have windpipe three ways.

BestIsWest · 07/12/2023 21:02

It reminded me of that bonkers film with Ralph Fiennes. The Menu?