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Masterchef The Professionals. Finals week!!

400 replies

Pebbledashery · 06/12/2023 20:43

Here we go.

OP posts:
BIWI · 07/12/2023 20:38

'flapping my flaps' !

Sunbird24 · 07/12/2023 20:39

Has Kasae only got one dish?

littlbrowndog · 07/12/2023 20:39

Tom funny

TheDogsMother · 07/12/2023 20:39

Rasmus's 'bum flaps' 🤣

GrouchyKiwi · 07/12/2023 20:40

Sunbird24 · 07/12/2023 20:39

Has Kasae only got one dish?

She's got edible plastic and Warhol banana.

ChicoryDip · 07/12/2023 20:40

Sunbird24 · 07/12/2023 20:39

Has Kasae only got one dish?

I think she's got the plastic thing and the banana.

Popfan · 07/12/2023 20:40

Tom thinks it's all a load of crap too

Sunbird24 · 07/12/2023 20:40

Seen her wrangling the fish head now, good

littlbrowndog · 07/12/2023 20:41

Popfan · 07/12/2023 20:40

Tom thinks it's all a load of crap too

He does

GrouchyKiwi · 07/12/2023 20:41

Love that blue on MonMon.

Popfan · 07/12/2023 20:41

This is a terrible episode of masterchef....

EsmaCannonball · 07/12/2023 20:41

Kasae's idea of 'good fun' would definitely make her a candidate for a twisted serial killer on The Bridge.

TheDogsMother · 07/12/2023 20:41

There's Gregg. He needs to watch out he's not carried off to be one of the ingredients.

Sunbird24 · 07/12/2023 20:41

Fuck off Greggggg

LaMarschallin · 07/12/2023 20:42

Love Monica's dress

EsmaCannonball · 07/12/2023 20:42

Bet Gregg's pockets are full of Quavers and Minstrels.

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 07/12/2023 20:42

Popfan · 07/12/2023 20:41

This is a terrible episode of masterchef....

But comedy gold.

GrouchyKiwi · 07/12/2023 20:42

Popping a spot is fun indeed, Tom, but I really don't need to hear about it in conjunction with food.

Sunbird24 · 07/12/2023 20:42

EsmaCannonball · 07/12/2023 20:42

Bet Gregg's pockets are full of Quavers and Minstrels.

Pork scratchings and toffees

GrouchyKiwi · 07/12/2023 20:43

I think you'll find it's more like a coral reef, Gregg.

Anisette · 07/12/2023 20:43

Like popping a big spot? Tom must be a closet sporner

2cutiepies · 07/12/2023 20:43

Like squeezing a big spot thanks Tom 🤢

TheDogsMother · 07/12/2023 20:44

I wish they'd stop talking about membranes and espuma.

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 07/12/2023 20:44

“So, is there a Mc Donald’s nearby?”

jay55 · 07/12/2023 20:44

I can't believe Marcus actually admires this sort of cooking and I know Greggggg wouldn't eat it out of choice.
I think all three of them are just excited to have a story to dine out on forever.