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Masterchef The Professionals. Finals week!!

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Pebbledashery · 06/12/2023 20:43

Here we go.

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Blueberrycreampie · 07/12/2023 20:23

TinyRebel · 07/12/2023 20:21

This is the restaurant to go to if your dining companions are as dull as ditchwater, your stomach cast iron and your bank balance bottomless.

Spent a few pleasant hours at Nyhavn with drinking beer on several occasions- I know where I'd rather be!

Sunbird24 · 07/12/2023 20:23

This is too pretty, not confronting enough

ilovesooty · 07/12/2023 20:24

I can't wait to see Gregg in this setting.

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Pebbledashery · 07/12/2023 20:24

Rasmus looks like he could benefit from eating some vegetables

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BIWI · 07/12/2023 20:24

Trip advisor review from September:

One word: NO
I had high hopes for our dinner at Alchemist. It definitely started strong. At the middle of the dinner, I thought to myself: wow, this is the best restaurant in the world. The food was delicious, the wine list incredible, and the décor spectacular. Yet, after an hour, we received odd dishes. Including: lamb’s brain, jelly fish, pigs windpipe, ice cream made with pig’s blood. I was sick the next day.

What is the purpose of serving those ingredients? I enjoyed the beginning of the meal but at the end I felt abused and sick to my stomach.

Alchemist could have been the best restaurant in the world. It is spectacular, with exceptional service and superb gastronomic capabilities. It just needs to let go of the exotic ingredients. It can shift from being one of the worst restaurants in the world to one of the best with just minor changes.

We left the restaurant traumatized. We felt as if we were the chef's guinea pigs. We felt abused and sick.

TheDogsMother · 07/12/2023 20:25

EsmaCannonball · 07/12/2023 20:22

Fuck sake, I don't want to go out for a meal and end up thinking about plastic, suffering chickens and oesophagus cancer. Is the last course 50 paracetamol and a bottle of Jim Beam?

🤣🤣 Probably. Good that you get to pay 780 USD for it too.

GrouchyKiwi · 07/12/2023 20:25

EsmaCannonball · 07/12/2023 20:22

Fuck sake, I don't want to go out for a meal and end up thinking about plastic, suffering chickens and oesophagus cancer. Is the last course 50 paracetamol and a bottle of Jim Beam?

The last dish is a loaded gun.

Is that in bad taste? I can't tell anymore.

Blueberrycreampie · 07/12/2023 20:26

Hope they choose something unspeakable to serve up to Gregg and Marcus ( as he's been very grumpy lately) and we can watch them squirm.

EsmaCannonball · 07/12/2023 20:27

Pebbledashery · 07/12/2023 20:24

Rasmus looks like he could benefit from eating some vegetables

He talks to the plants to get them to grow but, for some reason, they've all decided not to go towards the light.

TheDogsMother · 07/12/2023 20:28

I think Tom slightly missed the brief by not having a tragic story attached to his meal. So pleased he hasn't got caught up with all this batshittery.

CurlewKate · 07/12/2023 20:28

Milliways....

littlbrowndog · 07/12/2023 20:28

Challenging 😩😩

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Pebbledashery · 07/12/2023 20:28

"What's for dinner darling?"
"Boiled pigs windpipe with a side of cheesy cow udder"
calls pizza hut

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jay55 · 07/12/2023 20:29

Pickled windpipe. I'll add that to the Christmas canapés.

TheDogsMother · 07/12/2023 20:29

Oh wow yes @Blueberrycreampie. Let's get them cooking windpipe for Gregg.

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 07/12/2023 20:29

Bet Rasmus is a right fucking laugh on a night out.

littlbrowndog · 07/12/2023 20:30

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 07/12/2023 20:29

Bet Rasmus is a right fucking laugh on a night out.

Bet he’s not

Anisette · 07/12/2023 20:30

I wonder what would happen if one of them said "I'm making a veggie impression, live with it" and ignored all the wanky stuff. I'd certainly respect them for it.

littlbrowndog · 07/12/2023 20:30

He’s kinda smug

LaMarschallin · 07/12/2023 20:30

Kesa is really sucking up to him.
Hans Christian Anderson was Danish - the Emperor's New Clothes seems really relevant.

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Pebbledashery · 07/12/2023 20:31

jay55 · 07/12/2023 20:29

Pickled windpipe. I'll add that to the Christmas canapés.

🤢

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littlbrowndog · 07/12/2023 20:31

That place is dead depressing. Darkness and greyness

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Pebbledashery · 07/12/2023 20:31

How dare he call that an omelette 😤

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ChicoryDip · 07/12/2023 20:32

I wonder how long it'll be before some of this shit filters through into normal Masterchef? Instead of raw lamb and failed chocolate fondant with maggots we're going to start getting freeze-dried slug with plastic-infused intestine and a chicken blood jus.

EsmaCannonball · 07/12/2023 20:32

Was Gregg considered too disturbing to mingle with the diners at this place? Like, there's cancerous sewage-outlet plastic sorbet and then there's going too far?