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Masterchef The Professionals. Finals week!!

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Pebbledashery · 06/12/2023 20:43

Here we go.

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BIWI · 07/12/2023 20:32

DH suggested that they should cut one of Gregg's legs off and cook that. Because human tastes a bit like pork.

LaMarschallin · 07/12/2023 20:32

DH reckons the Impressions should actually be called Affections

ilovesooty · 07/12/2023 20:32

littlbrowndog · 07/12/2023 20:31

That place is dead depressing. Darkness and greyness

It looks freezing cold too.

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 07/12/2023 20:32

littlbrowndog · 07/12/2023 20:30

Bet he’s not

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“Yeah, you’ll never guess what I got the idiots to eat this time. And then they gave me two Michelin stars! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣”
This one is almost real food.

GrouchyKiwi · 07/12/2023 20:33

The king crab dish actually looks like real food. I am shook.

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 07/12/2023 20:33

BIWI · 07/12/2023 20:32

DH suggested that they should cut one of Gregg's legs off and cook that. Because human tastes a bit like pork.

Or pork tastes like pork.

Sunbird24 · 07/12/2023 20:33

The crab actually looks quite normal (and maybe even nice)

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Pebbledashery · 07/12/2023 20:33

Gregg would've been mistaken for a pig if he was here.

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littlbrowndog · 07/12/2023 20:34

Toasted sandwich

BIWI · 07/12/2023 20:34

Do you think they do chips?

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 07/12/2023 20:34

Travels. Drink!

CurlewKate · 07/12/2023 20:34

Presumably if you don't cook the perfect omelette you're the next course?

littlbrowndog · 07/12/2023 20:34

Candyfloss 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤪

ilovesooty · 07/12/2023 20:34

Ooh. A vegetable.

EsmaCannonball · 07/12/2023 20:35

Numb Jim's Dumplings?

Hope he was numb before they removed them.

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Pebbledashery · 07/12/2023 20:35

BIWI · 07/12/2023 20:34

Do you think they do chips?

Not unless they're covered in cheesy cow udder

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Sunbird24 · 07/12/2023 20:35

So Tom has one batshit dish and one normal, Tommy has two batshit dishes, what’s Kasae getting?

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Pebbledashery · 07/12/2023 20:35

Chicken feet look utterly terrifying

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Bluevelvetsofa · 07/12/2023 20:35

Pretentious crap.

TheDogsMother · 07/12/2023 20:35

The dog would absolutely love those.

EsmaCannonball · 07/12/2023 20:36

I bet this is one of those places where they actually charge chefs for the 'experience' of working there.

GrouchyKiwi · 07/12/2023 20:37

This banana dish is the regular kind of wanky, not the moralising kind.

CurlewKate · 07/12/2023 20:37

Hmm. Andy Warhol and bananas are a worrying combination....

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 07/12/2023 20:37

Banana spilt innit?

EsmaCannonball · 07/12/2023 20:38

I'm seeing a shit load of plastic. Rasmus is a one-man ocean polluter.