Masterchef The Professionals. Finals week!!

[Pebbledashery]

Here we go.

DH suggested that they should cut one of Gregg's legs off and cook that. Because human tastes a bit like pork.

DH reckons the Impressions should actually be called Affections

It looks freezing cold too.

“Yeah, you’ll never guess what I got the idiots to eat this time. And then they gave me two Michelin stars! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣”
This one is almost real food.

The king crab dish actually looks like real food. I am shook.

Or pork tastes like pork.

The crab actually looks quite normal (and maybe even nice)

Gregg would've been mistaken for a pig if he was here.

Toasted sandwich

Do you think they do chips?

Travels. Drink!

Presumably if you don't cook the perfect omelette you're the next course?

Candyfloss 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤪

Ooh. A vegetable.

Numb Jim's Dumplings?

Hope he was numb before they removed them.

Not unless they're covered in cheesy cow udder

So Tom has one batshit dish and one normal, Tommy has two batshit dishes, what’s Kasae getting?

Chicken feet look utterly terrifying

Pretentious crap.

The dog would absolutely love those.

I bet this is one of those places where they actually charge chefs for the 'experience' of working there.

This banana dish is the regular kind of wanky, not the moralising kind.

Hmm. Andy Warhol and bananas are a worrying combination....

Banana spilt innit?

I'm seeing a shit load of plastic. Rasmus is a one-man ocean polluter.