MAFSAU 7 thread 2 - hot dog bodies and dodgy teeth, unite!

[YourFinestPantaloons]

Made a second thread you flaming gallahs!

Evening!

Bonza!

Excellent, thank you! Wherever you are Sheldon, hope all is ok.

Let's do Sex Week!

Phew, thank you! I haven't seen some of the episodes but I'm properly into it now.

Every now and then Coco's face reminds me of the masks the Wayan Brothers used in White Chicks.

Her and Cam doing the 'we aren't getting close' dance. But you be there for all the wives and men Cam.

Cam having his cake and eating it.

Hi, can I join you? Addicted, but does anyone else agree that performing in front of a 'clinical sexologist' would clamp shut my fandango & send my labido running for the hills?

Does anyone follow these current contestants on Instagram.
I can’t find any of there pages.
I’m bored and was going to waste time having a nosy

• or libido even...

Clinical sexologist is such a made up title.

@wannabebetter

Hi, can I join you? Addicted, but does anyone else agree that performing in front of a 'clinical sexologist' would clamp shut my fandango & send my labido running for the hills?

Yes #metoo for sure.

Thank you @YourFinestPantaloons for a new thread as
Sheldon is still AWOL and I feared losing you all.

I kind of third watched, which is not even half watched, tonight, through closed fingers with second hand cringe in full flow.

2 episodes behind, (the one with the photo task). Beca is being a B to Jake. Ergh

@dapsnotplimsolls 'Every now and then Coco's face reminds me of the masks the Wayan Brothers used in White Chicks'

🤣🤣 that's the best thing I've read all week.

Sorry that was to @DeegeeDee

I loved Coco's reply to the half-arsed apology, 'the fact that you somewhat took ownership...' Went right over his head though as he doesn't listen at all.

Is there anything worse than a session with a clinical sexologyst - especially one the looks like an Amazonian, how intimidating!
Coco and Cam cheated with their knees!

Hoping Melissa is working up some backbone from the trailer for the next episode.

@OnTheNatureOfDaylight

Does anyone follow these current contestants on Instagram. I can’t find any of there pages. I’m bored and was going to waste time having a nosy

I wouldn't recommend it if you don't want massive spoilers! But the best thing is to Google " MAFS" - Instagram is crap at searches I find

As someone who has watched the entire series when it first aired in Oz, can I implore you all to stick with the Sixologist. She shortly starts to do what other experts have never managed to do in 7 series - call out misogyny with the men. It's a brilliant watch!

Oh that's something to look forward to, then .

I'll have my popcorn ready.

Ooh good, I'll enjoy watching ole hypocritical Bryce get his comeuppance. 🍿

@DeegeeDee

Excellent, thank you! Wherever you are Sheldon, hope all is ok.

Let's do Sex Week!

Yeah, where the fuck is she?!😭

Every now and then Coco's face reminds me of the masks the Wayan Brothers used in White Chicks.

Omg, hahaha 🙈

I cannot imagine forced "intimacy" - it gives me the total cringe.