MAFSAU 7 thread 2 - hot dog bodies and dodgy teeth, unite!

[YourFinestPantaloons]

Made a second thread you flaming gallahs!

I’m only half-heartedly viewing now, so my views may be out of date.

Melissa reminds me of the women you get about religious polygamists in the US.

Bryce’s behaviour reminds me of Kevin the Teenager. I can’t believe his toddler act is genuine.

I’m don’t like the whole Cam and Coco thing. It’s not a good look for either of them.

Melissa reminds me of the women you get about religious polygamists in the US.

…”of the women you get in tv programmes about religious polygamists in the US”.

I find body language fascinating and during the eye gazing cringe fest task, with Bryce and Melissa...
Bryce had his arms tight round the back of Melissa's neck
Melissa was rubbing his back gently

Says it all really

@category12

It's Bryce with Melissa, not Brett .

He really does think he's god's gift, doesn't he?!

I don't find Melissa beautiful though, lot of people have said she is - she's pretty but not exceptional. There seems something a bit wrong with one side of her face, I was wondering if she had a scar or old injury.

She severed some of the muscles in her face in an accident with a coffee table as a toddler iirc.

@MacMahon

I’m only half-heartedly viewing now, so my views may be out of date.

Melissa reminds me of the women you get about religious polygamists in the US.

Bryce’s behaviour reminds me of Kevin the Teenager. I can’t believe his toddler act is genuine.

I’m don’t like the whole Cam and Coco thing. It’s not a good look for either of them.

Yes Melissa is very “surrendered wife”. Bryce is a vile narcissist.

Bryce’s behaviour reminds me of Kevin the Teenager. I can’t believe his toddler act is genuine.

I got the name wrong, I meant Coco’s husband.

Was it on today (Saturday night)? Wondering if my planner didn't record

I think it's just Monday to Friday.

@HollowTalk

I think it's just Monday to Friday.

Dang!

I’m so annoyed, I missed Friday nights episode, and now my internet is down (along with quite a large local area) and is unlikely to be back before Tuesday 🤦🏼‍♀️ serves me right for having the audacity to make rl plans to see actual people on a Friday night 😂

Altho, having caught up on here… it sounds incredibly cringey so maybe I saved myself from that 🤔

@Ughmaybenot

You could watch it on channel 4 online. We watch them through the channel 4 app. You never need to record then.

@Ughmaybenot

Ah, damn. Just noticed your Internet is down too so my suggestion probably isn't that helpful?

Sorry, I've just woken up

Unfortunately so!! And I certainly cannot squint at my phone screen for the entirety of an episode 😂 Ah well, I’ll get the general gist on Monday!

Don't worry @Ughmaybenot you only missed a lot of 'intimate' snogging which personally put me off my fajitas on Friday. Probably a blessing in disguise that you can't watch it

Fridays one was pretty rubbish.

oh dear god, this Patrick and Belinda intahmuhcy is making me feel very 🤢

@TitsInAbsentia doesn't it feel WRONG because it's like watching kids! Like a reverse Bugsy Malone

Agree that Fridays episode was entirely missable and I slightly wish I had missed it 🤢

What made my toes curl is that I felt it really blurred the boundaries of consent WRT Pat and Belinda. They e only lip kissed a few times apparently and then suddenly had to wrap their legs round each other. I noticed Belinda seemed to move as if to clamp her legs shut - so hard to watch!

I'm wondering whether there is something that caused Belinda to stay very young for her age, such as anorexia. It's very very uncomfortable watching her having to be intimate with Patrick. It is like watching a little girl. I wonder whether there is something in her past that has stopped her from growing up.

@HollowTalk

I'm wondering whether there is something that caused Belinda to stay very young for her age, such as anorexia. It's very very uncomfortable watching her having to be intimate with Patrick. It is like watching a little girl. I wonder whether there is something in her past that has stopped her from growing up.

Well the bullying she suffered in school sounded absolutely horrendous and extreme

@HollowTalk

I'm wondering whether there is something that caused Belinda to stay very young for her age, such as anorexia. It's very very uncomfortable watching her having to be intimate with Patrick. It is like watching a little girl. I wonder whether there is something in her past that has stopped her from growing up.

I had the same thought wrt some sort of arrested development

Yes, I find it very difficult to watch. She reminds of someone I used to work with. 41, living with her elderly parents like a teenager, never had a romantic or sexual encounter, no friends… Just heartbreaking and in some ways threatening.

[quote YourFinestPantaloons]@TitsInAbsentia doesn't it feel WRONG because it's like watching kids! Like a reverse Bugsy Malone [/quote]
I've always found the intimacy bumph cringey but agree, there was something really uncomfortable about watching P&B. I suppose we should just be grateful she didn't bring them handcuffs and lube!

The hugging was more than enough, they didn't need that leg business going on, they need a WAY slower pace than the others.