MAFSAU 7 thread 2 - hot dog bodies and dodgy teeth, unite!

[YourFinestPantaloons]

Made a second thread you flaming gallahs!

@MacMahon are you thinking of Bec? she's my answer anyway.

I'm wanting to get past these episodes, not liking them.

I know Coco is better for knowing, but I really, really don't like her behaviour here. It's completely unacceptable.

Sleazy shit from Cameron and coco. I can’t believe he outright lied there, red flag, he’s not a good guy 😬

I’ve cringed probably more just during this episode than I have all year. Bec laughing nearly finished me off altogether 💀

@MacMahon are you thinking of Bec? she's my answer anyway.

Yes, that's the one. She's awful to him. It's so difficult to watch.

Sleazy shit from Cameron and coco. Yes, she can piss off with her angel universe shit and he can piss off with his downright lying to Sam.

(Sorry for the language, I'm having a bad day).

Oh fab a showdown between the two worst guys, ManSam and Bryce the cunt. Wonderful 😂

What did he lie about? Sorry, wasn't paying proper attention.

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What did he lie about? Sorry, wasn't paying proper attention.

Cameron? He lied by omission about seeing coco, said he’d just been to the gym and didn’t mention their date.

Oh, I thought you meant he'd lied to Coco. Yeah, he's just your average cheat.

Russell is so very strange. He seems a pleasant enough chap but I just can’t really work out what he’s like. What is his personality? Why on earth has he been paired with Beth? She is being very patient, I must say.

Slightly late watching it tonight, but ... sweet holy hell Bryce is AWFUL.
He's ugly inside and out and yet he clearly rates himself as something of a catch.

RUN, Melissa, RUN! He's repulsive.

I don't like intimacy week at all. A box of handcuffs for Jo and James is again blurring the boundaries of consent and what's appropriate. Such an awkward massage!

I can't really figure out GirlSam. I don't think she's being authentic. She seems to be trying to be goofy to show herself as cool and carefree for a man. Bless her.

This might sound unfeminist of me but I do wish she'd be a bit more natural. The fake hair is horrendous and she clearly has such a pretty natural face!

@YourFinestPantaloons

I don't like intimacy week at all. A box of handcuffs for Jo and James is again blurring the boundaries of consent and what's appropriate. Such an awkward massage!

I really feel for James.When he first came on I thought I wouldn't like him but I think he's absolutely crushed by what's happened on there.

Is Jo not into him? Or is she just a bit bad at relationships and unempathetic? She's quite cold!

She also reminds me of a type of bird and I can't think which breed 🤣

I'm surprised Bec claims to have 'banter' and to laugh a lot. For the whole series she's had a face like a bulldog licking piss off a thistle, she's uptight as hell, couldn't even enjoy her 'wedding' ceremony without being difficult and throw tantrums about lights being put on at the wrong time.

Hardly the easy going banter Queen she makes out to be

Dh and I are going to try eye gazing, I reckon he could do 20 seconds, I could do 20 years, I love a long gaze

He's gone up to bed ,so no gazing tonight, I'm going to pin him down tomorrow!

Red I have to say I like Russell. He is unapologetically himself and he seems kind.

Looking forward to tomorrows show down. Thank god intimacy week is over. It was horrible to watch. The tasks were awful.

Sam and Coco pretending they are so respectful and moral. They may be getting their comeuppance at the dinner party.

Hooray for the end of intimacy week - the cupping 🙄

Russell is a bit of a strange character but I'd have him over Bryce any day.

I don't like Russell. I think the joky veneer covers an immovable object.

Oh lord the cupping

But it says in the article that the show was filmed early in 2021 and the kids in the nightclub was after it was shown on TV. It's clear that those two wouldn't have decided to stay together.