Page 2 | MAFSAU 7 thread 2 - hot dog bodies and dodgy teeth, unite!

YourFinestPantaloons · 2021-10-15T19:06:06+00:00

Made a second thread you flaming gallahs!

GreenLunchBox · 15/10/2021 22:46

46ANameChangeAgain

Is there anything worse than a session with a clinical sexologyst - especially one the looks like an Amazonian, how intimidating!

Hahahaha, that's so true 🤣🤣🤣

GreenLunchBox · 15/10/2021 23:14

Bryce has got a proper massive nose, hasn't he?

What a weirdo saying his type is blue eyes so the fact Melissa has green eyes is a problem.

TheLittleRedToothbrush · 15/10/2021 23:22

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Nousernameforme · 15/10/2021 23:42

Does anyone think that the conversation cam had with the ixpert with him telling Cam if he wants something different to turn around and go bang on the door is him hinting about Coco.

KingofQueens · 15/10/2021 23:46

"Intimacy tasks" - coerced intimacy. Gross.

Curbaisti · 16/10/2021 00:11

shvideos.net/tag/married-at-first-sight-au-season-8/

For anyone who's TV has broken down

bumblenbean · 16/10/2021 00:35

Ffs Bryce is such a weirdo. Why does he keep banging on and on about her eye colour. It’s bizarre - he’s completely fixated on it. He’s not exactly an Adonis himself. The intimacy task where they were kissing made me feel slightly nauseous …

Though I have to agree with a PP -something about Melissa is also slightly irritating - I think it’s cos she’s so passive and keeps just accepting whatever he says, getting really upset and then saying oh but I really like him!

Sam is a total penis. The fact he dumped a gf who was by his own description pretty amazing just because she didn’t have big tits is so very pathetic. Coco is irritating but frankly she’s way too good for him. Her body is amazing too.

Bec is a bitch. It’s just never going to work - it’s a bit annoying the way they encourage them to flog a dead horse when it’s staggeringly obvious that a couple are just not suited in any way.

I think Booka is absolutely stunning. Definitely the best looking there. I’m pleasantly surprised shes so keen on Brett - he seems sweet too…

OrangeJuiceAndNoodles · 16/10/2021 00:44

Huzzah! Here you all are!

I ran a MN search for every term you could imagine and it was bringing nothing up. MN search is shit.

Anyway, you appeared on the list of live threads so I'm back in the fold

Thoughts on tonight's episode: I think that Melissa should start randomly bitching at Bryce's hair colour or something.

Susiesoap7 · 16/10/2021 08:39

What about jo and James? She was so into him at first, but I think the excitement has worn off now, she bored
Wish bookas chap would do something with his hair!

OnTheNatureOfDaylight · 16/10/2021 11:42

Yeah. His hair looks well greasy.

wannabebetter · 16/10/2021 13:32

Does Jo know James is a millionaire? I know she clocked the Rolex but have they talked about it & ive missed it or is she oblivious? Just curious if she'll turn up the heat a bit when she finds out....!

category12 · 16/10/2021 13:35

She seemed to have picked up on the difference of their lifestyles in the first episode and be put off by it rather than anything?

Knackerelli · 16/10/2021 13:46

Lurker here!

Struggling to get into this series as I can’t catch up on all4 😭 but wtf is Bryce’s deal? And Melissa I don’t get as she seems so passive. Tell him to do one! Booka is gorgeous and they seem to get on well. Disappointing that they are repeating the Jess and Dan and Davina and Dean ‘but I came here for love’ cheating storyline with Coco and Cam.

Here’s to hoping that all4 sorts itself out!

💐 for Sheldon, hope all is ok.

Immaculatemisconception · 16/10/2021 13:54

Thanks for the thread. I'm slightly behind but just wanted to chip in.

I don't like that idiot Sam, who Coco has been matched with. He's a total twat, cruel, unkind and a misogynist and certainly not good looking. I quite like Coco, still laughing at the hot dog body quip.

Same goes for Brett really, he's only slightly behind Sam. I feel so sorry for Melissa. I hope there's more to come from her. In the looks department, I find her quite beautiful whereas Brett is very ordinary.

What is it with these guys who think they are God's gift?

I really don't like Bec. I find her rude and up herself. I think she looks very equine, what do the guys see in her? Jake is lovely. He so deserves better.

Russell is a legend. He's hilarious and ironically comes across as quite normal, normal for Australia anyway lol.

category12 · 16/10/2021 14:02

It's Bryce with Melissa, not Brett .

He really does think he's god's gift, doesn't he?!

I don't find Melissa beautiful though, lot of people have said she is - she's pretty but not exceptional. There seems something a bit wrong with one side of her face, I was wondering if she had a scar or old injury.

wannabebetter · 16/10/2021 14:13

Melissa is lovely but unfortunately reminds me of the loony in Hand That Rocks The Cradle (can't remember her name)

Immaculatemisconception · 16/10/2021 15:40

@category12

It's Bryce with Melissa, not Brett

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He really does think he's god's gift, doesn't he?!

I don't find Melissa beautiful though, lot of people have said she is - she's pretty but not exceptional. There seems something a bit wrong with one side of her face, I was wondering if she had a scar or old injury.

Thanks, of course it's Bryce. Who TF is Brett.

TenThousandSpoons · 16/10/2021 15:54

Brett is Booka’s bloke with the tache.

happilybemused · 16/10/2021 16:05

Yes, Melissa had an accident when she was young

“I was running and fell and smashed my face on a glass coffee table. And all of the ligaments and muscles in my cheek actually died,” she explained the freak accident she had when she was just over 1 year old.
“That’s why I have a bigger dimple on one side and my face is not symmetrical.”

Immaculatemisconception · 16/10/2021 17:34

@TenThousandSpoons

Brett is Booka’s bloke with the tache.

Thanks, I'm really following this.

category12 · 16/10/2021 18:40

@happilybemused

Yes, Melissa had an accident when she was young

“I was running and fell and smashed my face on a glass coffee table. And all of the ligaments and muscles in my cheek actually died,” she explained the freak accident she had when she was just over 1 year old.
“That’s why I have a bigger dimple on one side and my face is not symmetrical.”

Ah, I wonder if that's played into why she appears to have so little self-esteem. I know my own facial scar really affected me at one time.

GreenLunchBox · 16/10/2021 18:44

@OrangeJuiceAndNoodles

Huzzah! Here you all are!

I ran a MN search for every term you could imagine and it was bringing nothing up. MN search is shit.

Anyway, you appeared on the list of live threads so I'm back in the fold

Thoughts on tonight's episode: I think that Melissa should start randomly bitching at Bryce's hair colour or something.

It does seem to be getting more and more ginger with each day

GreenLunchBox · 16/10/2021 18:46

@wannabebetter

Melissa is lovely but unfortunately reminds me of the loony in Hand That Rocks The Cradle (can't remember her name)

She reminds me of Carrie in the film Carrie. Really looking forward to seeing what happens with her as someone alluded to in the previous thread!

Italiangreyhound · 16/10/2021 20:53

I think all the females are very attractive. The guys much less so. However, Jake is lovely. Both in looks and personality.

Original poster

YourFinestPantaloons · 16/10/2021 22:30

I've seen it before but have a memory like a sieve, so about to watch the six ixpert episode - will Belinda and Pat intimacy test be as excruciating as I'm expecting?

I feel like Belinda is like a 12yo girl. Everything about her - her manner, maturity, the way she moves and especially the was she dresses. It almost feels wrong the thought of her being intimate with Patrick

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