MAFSAU 7 thread 2 - hot dog bodies and dodgy teeth, unite!

[YourFinestPantaloons]

Made a second thread you flaming gallahs!

What's the story with the baker boy hat? It's stupid and ugly and ridiculous worn indoors but apparently so expensive that Melissa and Coco needed to go halves on it.

Also, the men weaponising attraction against the women. Very interesting.

@PleasantBirthday I'm pretty sure I wore the same hat clubbing circa 2004. I used to team it with hot pants and one of those vests like what men wear for weddings, but with no shirt underneath

I did too. That's why I find it so triggering.

[quote YourFinestPantaloons]@PleasantBirthday I'm pretty sure I wore the same hat clubbing circa 2004. I used to team it with hot pants and one of those vests like what men wear for weddings, but with no shirt underneath [/quote]
That was such an iconic look 😂

Massive spoiler on the Mafs Instagram page today.
Avoid at all costs if you don’t want to know. 🥸

I have to confess to watching the final episode already, so I don’t mind seeing spoilers, but I promise I won’t bring any on here!

Ugh, I'm just catching up now and have just finished physically recoiling having watched Patrick and Belinda. All that feathery stroking by Patrick and his "do you want these hands to touch you anywhere else?" 🤮 It was hard to watch.

I agree with what a pp said about coerced intimacy. It's awful. Watching Booka and Brett isn't much better 😖

I don't want to any of them do anything, to be honest.

Andi wish Patrick wouldn't say "that's nice" after every hug or kiss. Oh it's such an awkward watch.

WHAT have I just seen on the MAFS insta page! Pp have full warning of a spoiler but I didnt listen and now here I am with information I can't share

Is it the thing I saw on mafs reddit? Sorry those who don't want spoilers, I know this is really frustrating.

Ooh I'm not sure I don't use Reddit. I'm avoiding all MAFS social media now

@homeonthehill

WHAT have I just seen on the MAFS insta page! Pp have full warning of a spoiler but I didnt listen and now here I am with information I can't share

I saw that this morning! I knew it was coming but

@Leaveitonthefloordrobe

Andi wish Patrick wouldn't say "that's nice" after every hug or kiss. Oh it's such an awkward watch.

And he keeps licking his lips as well!

Spoiler thread needed? I only watched the first episode then watched a few more last week. Before I did that, I read a few comments on here, googled the name to check who was being referred to and pow!

Yeah, if you don’t want spoilers absolutely don’t Google anyone from MAFS!

Oooooooooo bugger Google news just threw up the most almighty spoiler in my news feed

Bryce is a twaaaaat. I don’t even know what he has done but I’m sure he’s being a twat again.

There’s a lot of living apart going on here Bec kicked Jake out because he went out with the men?? Seems excessive?

@Ughmaybenot

Bryce is a twaaaaat. I don’t even know what he has done but I’m sure he’s being a twat again.

He is a twat for continuing to go on and on about Melissa's eye colour not being his favourite. It's not about the eye colour. Stop having sex with him, Melissa!

He is a twat for continuing to go on and on about Melissa's eye colour not being his favourite. It's not about the eye colour. Stop having sex with him, Melissa
He’s very good at getting her constantly on the back foot. He even tried crying then, funny how his ‘tears’ dried right up when she didn’t react 🤔

Some of the couples seem to have disappeared. Where's the rich guy?

@MacMahon

Some of the couples seem to have disappeared. Where's the rich guy?

Good point. Lost in the wilderness.

Fuck this is so weird!!

Russell and the no blinking 😂

These intimacy tasks are so fucking weird. How many days have they known each other?? It's really inappropriate.

What's the name of the really horrible woman?