MAFSAU 7 thread 2 - hot dog bodies and dodgy teeth, unite!

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Made a second thread you flaming gallahs!

The kiss not the kids!

Yeah…. Thanks for the spoiler

I keep thinking Beth is called Pam.

Some awful rotter on twitter said that since Bryce rhymes with "nice" his parents should have called him Brunt, which seems a bit unkind.

It's just a relief that nobody tried to get Belinda to do the cupping horrortask.

I've properly gone off Coco. I can't get past the creepy face she pulls when she's flirting with someone else's husband but knows she shouldn't be.

@ANameChangeAgain

I've properly gone off Coco. I can't get past the creepy face she pulls when she's flirting with someone else's husband but knows she shouldn't be.

Somewhat like she’s about to dislocate her jaw and swallow him whole… 👀

I've reported the spoiler link and the post that quotes it.

Sorry guys but a lot of people watching the show try really hard not to see anything that jumps ahead of where we are in the timeline of the programme. We know there is tons of stuff out there and it's hard not to come here and talk about it, but please try otherwise we'll be forced to send Alessandra and her ginormous norks over to your house to watch you cupping your partners (or your own) genitals for 24 hours

Honestly though, those norks were rather distracting, I think if I had to do the gazing task with her it would be hard not to be constantly visually redirected to the crevasse...

There's something not quite sitting right with Cameron for me, I think it's his slightly smirky smile. I'm also under no illusions that he and Coco are 'right' for each other...I think they are just 'right now' and it's all about wanting something you aren't meant to have. We've seen it before.

Looking forward to tonight, will have to watch live.

otherwise we'll be forced to send Alessandra and her ginormous norks over to your house to watch you cupping your partners (or your own) genitals for 24 hours
As punishments go, that’s terrifying 😂

Cringing so much this episode: Bec’s fake laugh, Bryce’s fake tears, the cupping of genitals

Russell not blinking so as not to waste any time on that was my favourite part.

The cupping was terrible, yes. No wonder Jason cried- out of embarrassment rather than any emotional epiphany.

@waterlego

The cupping was terrible, yes. No wonder Jason cried- out of embarrassment rather than any emotional epiphany.

😂

Also, lol at the time saving staring from Russell @TenThousandSpoons that was so funny!

I mean, staring, a massage with a russian accent and embarrassed/mortified crying...you can't say the sixual ixperiment was totally worthless eh!

You forgot the stomach churning kissing of Bryce and Melissa and Patrick and Belinda.

Beth reminded me of Drew Barrimore a lot in this episode - different accent but same facial expressions etc.

God Bec's laughing was horrendous. It's a stupid fucking thing to ask people though

Catching up with yesterday’s episode. Seemed like Melissa was about to call out Bryce’s behaviour but he’s gaslighted her into somehow feeling like she’s in the wrong again.

Here we go, no more intimacy - just drahmah.

@GrealishHairband

Catching up with yesterday’s episode. Seemed like Melissa was about to call out Bryce’s behaviour but he’s gaslighted her into somehow feeling like she’s in the wrong again.

Out of all of the MAFs I have seen - this is one of the most worrying relationships.

Take the labels off your shoes at least Coco!

In a good place with Bruce?! Who is she kidding!

(Autocorrect changed it again and I can to change it back!)

Why does every shot of Coco have to be either half naked or doing yoga with her arse in the air??

Why does every shot of Coco have to be either half naked or doing yoga with her arse in the air?? She's definitely an exhibitionist.

That outfit coco is wearing is ridiculous but she does sexy and black better than she does those girly flowery floofy dresses.

Coco's like a dog on heat.

Russell is quite sweet and respectful.