5th thread MAFS AUS - Dryyyyyyy cleaaaaaaning and red whine on the house and on a frock

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Will that do?

Time to peel off the comedy lashes and put this thread to bed.

@JamesMiddletonsMarshmallows

Ooh did anyone see the advert for the U.K. version? Who's taking part then?

I mean I would but I can't see the ixperts saying "Now here is James, she's a late 30's divorcee with 2 kids and a bad attitude. Her hobbies include sitting on the sofa getting fat, regretting life and doing Wasgij puzzles. She's not looking for a man at all because they're mostly cahnts. I've got the man just for her. He's called Mick, and he's Australian! Mick is actually familiar with the show..."

So how did Tamara and Jess become good friends?

Apparently she had a relationship with Jess' brother. He puts it about a bit

I'm so disappointed that the Ixperts didn't give Martha the grilling she so deserved.

Every time Jess did her smug smile tonight I kept thinking “that’s a cat shitting in your vegetable patch”, thanks to an inspired poster on here.

Gah that was nowhere near as good as Friday’s episode IMHO. Even though Jess was exposed as having come onto Nic the same night she went after Dan, I still feel she wasn’t in that much trouble, although that YouTube clip does show the after effects.
Really wish Marfa had been questioned and shown up for the conniving cow that she is. Can’t believe she and Michael are still together, that’s so sad for him.
I was really hoping Ning and Mark would somehow patch it up.
If anyone gets The Times there is an article about Cam and Jules in there, i will see if I can share it.

It’s disappointing that Marfa didn’t get grilled in front of the group. But....BUT.... nothing could ever top Cyrell’s, “you’re as fake as your nose, lip and boob job. It’s a shame that you couldn’t find a plastic surgeon to fix your personality”. We have to remember and rejoice in that!

www.thetimes.co.uk/article/married-at-first-sight-australia-jules-and-cam-on-marrying-on-tv-the-day-they-met-lfb6rg9dj?shareToken=b2bb27c05d3f43049ae87b81b372e813

I did love the way Cyrell was totally unrepentant about the fight and good on her for yelling back when Marfa accused her of being childish and immature.

When Jess said to Cyrell ' If I want your opinion I'll kick your kennel'

Just saw this tweet and it really tickled me 🤣
twitter.com/daniel44268368/status/1366499505219239936?s=19

Thanks for the share token squitly- great article.

Deffo worth trawling twitter, so GREAT stuff on there!

[quote HmmmmmmInteresting]Just saw this tweet and it really tickled me 🤣
twitter.com/daniel44268368/status/1366499505219239936?s=19[/quote]
For a big guy he certainly was invisible, pretty much all the way through!

[quote Squittly]www.thetimes.co.uk/article/married-at-first-sight-australia-jules-and-cam-on-marrying-on-tv-the-day-they-met-lfb6rg9dj?shareToken=b2bb27c05d3f43049ae87b81b372e813[/quote]
That's a good read! Interesting that they reconfirmed how uncomfortable they were with the toxic environment. I definitely couldn't be around all that screaming and shouting, I'm probably more Jules than I would like to think I am!

@HmmmmmmInteresting

When Jess said to Cyrell ' If I want your opinion I'll kick your kennel'

Ugly all the way!

I didn't like Marf and Jess from the start.....consistency is key

I neeeeeeeeeeeded Marfa to get dragged over the coals by the ixperts there - disappointing.

BUT - oh my days, I think I Mafsgasmed when they played the Jess/Nic proposition !!!!!!!

Reality TV GOLD!!!!!!!

Her FACE!!!
Daaaaaaaaan's FACE!!!!!
The male ixpert's blatantly amused FACE!!!

It was a thing of pure beauty.

AND we got to learn that the tin woman actually has a heart!!

I'm gonna have to watch this episode again. And again.

Shame Channel 4 don't like us enough to start the 2019 series tonight - anyone know if it's imminent?

Just says 'this summer' which is lovely and vague. I guess the longer they waited to buy it the cheaper it was it would have been a true victory to just bang straight back in with S7 as a follow on. Have to say I'm getting RIGHT in to S7!

I read an interview with Insta this morning where she claims it was the same day as Cyril’s fight with Marfaaa so the producers told her to and see if Nic was ok, and promised not to show the footage, so she obviously wasn’t hitting on him. Also that Dan knew in advance, and Tam’s since told her the whole thing with the ixperts and the footage and Dan was planned.

Er, so how about the bit just before you grabbed Nic when you told Marfaaa you fancied him, and then came back after and told her he shut it down, AND the bit you did to camera where you said you were sixually attracted to him? 🤥

[quote JamesMiddletonsMarshmallows]I give you....karma

[/quote] A-MAZE-ING

Anyone watching S7 and is there a thread?

Ooooooooooooh just watched that YouTube clip @JamesMiddletonsMarshmallows - thankyou for that! I was desperate to see what happened next after last night and this is perfect! Bloody Jess can't help but keep lying and then tripping herself up with her own lies. She wouldn't know the truth if it chucked a glass of red wine over her head! Sneaky bitch. She clearly gets dumped as they're not together any longer.

I am loving the auto corrects to Cyril 🤣🤣

@sheilatakeasheilatakeabow Anyone want to watch MAFS season 7 with me www.mumsnet.com/Talk/telly_addicts/4170683-anyone-want-to-watch-mafs-season-7-with-me

Ooh was tearful at Heidi and Mike,it was like a love story in a film, can’t live with can’t live without,
I just love Heidi, she said I didn’t like the person I was turning into when I was with him, what great insight she had, a wise woman, was pleased and yet sad she called it a day.

Mike is v handsome but he knows it and it’s all about Mike he finds it impossible to change. He seen Sam as his younger self, all love them and leave them, so was good he was pulled up last night and I think he was genuinely sad about Heidi. Was annoyed the
ixpirts kept trying to push them back when they were struggling with their decision as it was.
Love love love cyrell, do you regret anything ? No! Brilliant !
Ines doesn’t look a well woman, very damaged, but at least she was contrite. Poor Bronson , can’t he bet another chance with someone?
Jess is just on a different planet great tv when they played her hitting on Nick!
Been a wonderful series all the comments on her have been getting us through lockdown, thank you all
... can we start a petition to get then to stick on the next series sooner than the summer? There’s a pandemic on! Help us out!