5th thread MAFS AUS - Dryyyyyyy cleaaaaaaning and red whine on the house and on a frock

[SheldonesqueIsUnwell]

Will that do?

Time to peel off the comedy lashes and put this thread to bed.

@NoKingDingaLingTitsInAbsentia

OOoooooh *@JamesMiddletonsMarshmallows* that's comedy gold!

"I did hit on him. "
"I didn't hit on him. "
"It looks like I hit on him but I didn't."
"I didn't hit on Nic!"

The body language on that is just classic!!

She's so used to lying that she literally lies to a room of people that have just seen her doing the thing she's denying doing. She's had a free pass in life because of her looks so is used to getting away with murder.

Yes I imagine they interviewed all the couples but picked the none boring ones.

Not arsed about Marfa and her doorman, but would have loved Ning and Mark to have their moment

Oh my I am dancing with happiness for Tam and Mick! Sooooooo gooooood to see that smirk wiped of Jess’ face! Result!

Epic video James!

@LewisFan ahhh ok thanks! I know who Mark is but it was cutting off at the torso and I just couldn't work it out 🤪 He's normally such a cool customer too!

Good thing is Marfa will be fuming to know that she was cut

Just been on Marfs insta to check out the action man heid (omg it's grim!) and noticed someone has put:

"Please don’t come to Dorset , we are a classy place, so you won’t fit in here !"

@JamesMiddletonsMarshmallows

Haha like a bo selecta character Haha.

She absolutely seems to be off her ticket on something.

I'm disappointed that we didn't see Ning and Mark. There's something between them. They definitely seem to get on well.

That YouTube vid was beautifully painful, thanks for sharing it James

Well I'm sad that's over. I do feel Martha got away with being a total cow, and is still with Michael to boot, so no doubt she looks back on this with all her usual smugness, which is annoying.

Off to stalk them all now!

@TheRogueApostrophe

I'm disappointed that we didn't see Ning and Mark. There's something between them. They definitely seem to get on well.

I think Ning's "walls" went back up straight after the wedding, and they wouldn't have got much conversation out of her.

[quote JamesMiddletonsMarshmallows]I give you....karma

[/quote] I'm no fan of Jess but I thought she was quite dignified during this interview. They clearly wanted to bait her into an on air argument and she wasn't going to be pulled into it.

From Martha's Instagram account. The comment at the bottom is from Michael (they're still together)

Ha ha, thanks @JamesMiddletonsMarshmallows, that was golden! She couldn't smirk her way out of that one! Serves Dan right.

I’m glad didn’t get any extra air time. It was clear from the clips that she was complicit. I feel I can sleep now that all the wrongs have been exposed and everyone’s shock was in line with our feelings the whole way through. There is good in the world, phew! Good night. Enjoy @SheldonesqueIsUnwell, it’s a good’n.

Martha I mean.

I think Ning's "walls" went back up straight after the wedding, and they wouldn't have got much conversation out of her

Maybe. They seemed to get on well at the dinner party though. Andnteyd obviously kept in touch. She seemed happy when Mick was telling her that it was a sure sign.

He can't leave her, she has his balls, keeps them in sugar daddy's vault....

I feel a bit flat after that. Marfa definitely needed a shite show to expose her little fuck ups too.
My life has no meaning now

Resorted to insta stalking what a load of shite that it

These two sentences mean the same thing don't they?!

@JaneJeffer 😂😂😂😂