4th thread MAFS AUS - more production than 20 prize laying chooks - feathers meets straw connection

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Did anyone else almost cry laughing when Dan opened the champagne?! We kept rewinding it and pausing it on his contorted shock faces 😂 I’m sure Jess got to see similar facial expressions later on that night as he got the only thing he’s after 🙄

Martha REALLY doesn't care about Michael does she? I do think she's chuffed though that she's snagged a total wet blanket who doesn't challenge her on a thing. I can see in his face that he disagrees with some of what she says, but is so spineless and dopey in lust that he won't speak up.

I'd hate that. I'd always want a man who's happy to challenge me. Not a weird lapdog

That tattoo was terrible! Me and DH just looked at each other when he took his shirt off, and laughed. 🤣

Has Mark dyed his hair?

I think it's pretty obvious that Mark doesn't think the relationship is going to work so therefore doesn't want to be a total cad and shag you in the last week, after you've been going on about your bloody walls for weeks, just because now you've got the bloody feels.

Urrgghhh she is so awkward.

He prob feels like it's a sympathy shag! Cos that what it seems like. She can't excited about him at all!

And come on Heidi, stop pushing Mike.

Thanks for the new thread Sheldon. Final countdown guys!

Mark and Ning are so awkward it hurts. I think after weeks of barely allowing Mark to touch her, the shag is just a box-tick for Ning. From Mark's POV there's a lot of pressure to perform suddenly, and with someone who's liable to lash out any minute with lines like "don't be frigid". At this late stage in the game he must be thinking, is it worth the agg??

Poor Michael, totally wasting his own time with thoughtful acts and just getting the usual "baaaaaaaaabe" in response. WHAT is he seeing in her??

Did you see the bit where he said toilet and she said say bathroom??

She just wants a Ken doll to dress up and speak how she wants to go with her Barbie look

Pigs Aaaaaaaaaarse!

Martha doesn’t seem to have an actual Australian accent. That’s what I got from tonight’s show.

Martha is very controlling, when he said hes going to the toilet and she said baaaabe say baaaarthroom!

Shes an absolute pillock.

Cant watch the next episode as Heidi will pick an argument with Mike because he probably walked too far in front of her or blinked too fast.

Dan doing the champagne and strawberries which he also did for Tamara. One trick fony.

I thought it was funny how impressed Jess was by a basic hotel room with some chocolates thrown on a plate and some champagne. It didn't really compare to the tree house.

I don't usually side with Mike but Heidi really took him to task over getting some value from his conversation with Jess. This is a girl who would sell her own granny for some more Instagram likes. Heidi really should have some confidence in her own marriage and not push so hard for an unrealistic result.

Omg yes Ning calling Mark Frigid, jesus wept imagine the uproar if a guy behaved like that with a woman, begging her then calling her frigid?? These women are not full shillings.

Thanks for that spoiler @Teardrop2021 I have reported your post

Please can people stop posting spoilers on this thread or even alluding to things that happen in future episodes

Micheal personifies the teen expression 'simp' 🤩

Ah now ffs.

I feel so sorry for Mark, Ning has blown hit and cold the whole time and now she wants to be intimate I don’t blame him for being nervous.

Why on Earth did Heidi think Jess would give Mike valuable insights into their relationship? Come on! Like others on this thread I initially felt sorry for Heidi but I now feel she is sabotaging any chance of a good relationship with Mike

I just don’t see Jess as the caring stepmother somehow....

It’s interesting that the only couple to have seriously talked about life together after the ixperiment are Jules and Cam. I assumed that Martha and Michael would have already tried to work out how to live together, interesting that they don’t seem to be considering anything other than a long distance relationship.

Are we sure that Martha is actually a human being and not one of those very life like robots, her face shows absolutely no expression, she has a very limited vocabulary and no Aussie** accent

It’s interesting that the only couple to have seriously talked about life together after the ixperiment are Jules and Cam. I assumed that Martha and Michael would have already tried to work out how to live together, interesting that they don’t seem to be considering anything other than a long distance relationship.

But Jules and Cam live in the same state don't they? For everyone else it's a bit more of a commitment, giving up your job and friends.

Cam said he'd move to Sydney (I hate when autocorrect makes you question your spelling). I can't remember where he's from.