4th thread MAFS AUS - more production than 20 prize laying chooks - feathers meets straw connection

[SheldonesqueIsUnwell]

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Via my mam who isn’t watching Mafs and so I can remain spoiler free.

It says ‘never a mistake - always a lesson’.

Always a mistake never learning a lesson more like.

Validated by ( according to mam) tattooing ‘daddy’ inside her top lip.

I reckon one or two Richards might
rub ole papa up the wrong way.

Look at me and my validating. It’s like I’m channelling the Long Island medium.

Except I’m probably more xxl.

I’m waiting for marfa to announce that Insta also has her bro’s name inked very near her vulvaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar.

The dates are definitely chosen by the producers, why would Mark choose a very romantic night in a tree house when he and Ning aren't shagging and he doesn't want to start, surely he'd have chosen a nice day out instead, Mike and his pirate ship, perfect for pointing out how he doesn't listen, after she got seasick on their honeymoon, Cam and Michael get the good ones because they're obviously the boring happy couples so no drama there, and Jess and Dan get the same boat? as Dean and Tracey and the cheap hotel, to point out how cheap and sleazy they are.

Yeah that hotel was awful! I’d rather have stayed in their apartment!

[quote MyNameForToday1980]@runningpink

It says

Never a mistake. Always a lesson.

Which is what Dan said to her re: his behaviour in yesterday's episode.[/quote]
Ah, the tattoo of someone who thinks they are never in the wrong.

Mike is the kind of guy who if he was on Don’t Tell The Bride he would spend the budget on taking his stag do on a slap up lads trip to Vegas whilst sending the Hen Do pot holing.

As for Dan’s tattoo, I couldn’t sleep with a guy who had his child’s face tattooed on his tit, even if it was my child too, infancy that would probably make it worse. Besides he is all neck, like Beeker.

What is it with men and getting face tattoos of their loved ones?! Don't they see them enough?

My friend's FIL popped round one day and asked for a printed picture of her, her DH and their two boys and a dog. She found one and asked why - he said "oh I'll just tell you, it was gonna be a surprise - but in getting a tattoo of this picture all across my back" my friend snatched it back and said no way is my face going on your back and what if we split up? Her FIL genuinely couldn't understand her objections.

Sheld you are hilarious!

Anyone else cringe every time they hear eg ‘Dan and I’s’ relationship? I mean, what? It’s ‘mine and Dan’s’ (not literally 🤢) or do they actually say that in Australia or are they trying to sound like they speak proper and not quite getting it?

Anyone else cringe every time they hear eg ‘Dan and I’s’ relationship? I mean, what? It’s ‘mine and Dan’s’ (not literally 🤢) or do they actually say that in Australia or are they trying to sound like they speak proper and not quite getting it?

You're not alone it. It drives me mad. All of them do it and it's ALL THE TIME! DS said maybe that's just how they speak in Australia and that maybe they would wonder why we're saying it 'incorrectly' in England.

I have loved MAFSA but don’t think I can cope with another one.

I really like both Mike and Heidi but they are so not suited, they both think they are right.

Can’t stand Martha and Jess, what on earth is Michael doing? And Dan, bloody lot of drama for a shag.

The experts are truly awful and have lost any credibility they may have had. Mikes dad would do a much better job!

Another recommendation for UnReal. You get all the dramas without having to worry about anyone in real life getting hurt!

@MyNameForToday1980 thanks for the tattoo info. It bugs me so much where it is, it’s so random!

Catching up on the last few episodes.

Urgh how can Treehouse Sex Pest Ning not notice that everything Mark says about the relationship is in the past tense? She's like a horny old perv. And his comment 'do you want your croissant heated up?' is hilarious. She wanted her croissant heated up last night, matey.

Romantic location, Daaaaaaan and InstaJess. I kept expecting Alan Partridge to wander in with his extra large plate. Perhaps they could have used it to cover up that shit tattoo.

And I hope Mike and Heidi's ship sinks, literally and metaphorically. He's an unreconstructed self-centred misogynist and she's a needy whingebag. Relationship advice from Jess? Id rather eat my own ears.

Making love. Insta. Daaaaaan. And ickle chucky. Cosy. Given that she has reverted to bubbaspeak, I’m guessing she is finding more stimulating convos with the tatt.

She’s going in a bit hard though no? Love??

Making excuses. Not any marking anythning. Except a filled croissant.

Cottage cheese cam and Jules. And it sounded to me that she’d going for a babybel.

I want to see love. The passionate sofa jumping style. I’m feeling the all shades of wrong mum and son. Good luck to them but I feel dirty watching them.

Ah. Mike and Heidi on the boat. All about him and not the old woman with him.

The bands round her wrists were not sick bands - they are probably her neck tendons escaping.

She is like Deirdre Barlow with a mane.

She wants to be on the same page. The same book. They aren’t even in the same library in the same town.

They are just not suited.

She looks so beautiful when she smiles. Just lately she has been looking ‘nippit’.

Her mouth has a default setting of chook’s arse.

It isn’t pretty. It is pained.

Although not as pained as insta is going to look when she asks Dan if he loves her.

You can sense him reversing already.

She’s gone all in. And like the christmas alan partridge effort with Fanny, he is only interested in going right up to the neck.

Not all the way up to her mind.

@runningpink

What does the tattoo on Jess’s shoulder actually say? Been meaning to ask. Looks so random

It says Anyone's husband is better than mine

I will stalk you till your tattoos fall off.

Making love. Insta. Daaaaaan. And ickle chucky. Cosy. Given that she has reverted to bubbaspeak, I’m guessing she is finding more stimulating convos with the tatt.

Yeah, why has Insta reverted to talking like a baby when she's taking to Desperate Dan? The PP who commented she has daddy issues is correct.

Jules has mastered the art of suggestion! The way she handles Cam leaves me both in awe and a little bit scared 😱

It was obvious she was disappointed that Cam didn’t propose but she covered it well and firmly planted the suggestion by “casually” mentioning that’s what she expected. Hats off to her but OMG I would hate to be controlled like that.

Just caught up with it all. And this thread 🤣

Agree with all the summaries. Can't wait for the next episode.

@Koalababy

Jules has mastered the art of suggestion! The way she handles Cam leaves me both in awe and a little bit scared 😱

It was obvious she was disappointed that Cam didn’t propose but she covered it well and firmly planted the suggestion by “casually” mentioning that’s what she expected. Hats off to her but OMG I would hate to be controlled like that.

Aren't they already married though?! V confused....

chocolate
Not legally. It's not like the UK when they get legally married * *

Do any of the women NOT have a boob job?

Jules maybe,she seems the most natural?

Still horrified by the tattoo - not only would you need to be 'intimate' (ick) with the giant man thumb that is Dan, but you'd then keep catching sight of Chucky looming over you

He could at least have had it put on the back...

I've just started watching MAFSA season 7 and there's a lot more normal people and a lot less Insta wannabes. Only a few episodes in but it's looking interesting

Double bugger @SheldonesqueIsUnwell (be still, my beating heart) and others because can’t keep up with either thread or episodes and will not have interweb connection for a while; not because I’m in prison (I was stitched up, Guv). It’s a secret .

Thanks for the new thread! Just been catching up on the last couple of episodes.

I get why Mark didn't want to sleep with Ning, but why take her for a romantic night away if that's how he felt. Also Jules said to Mark at the couple swap that Ning had complained of trying to make a move but he had been rejecting her. So I'm not sure how one sided it's been shown.

Mike was very selfish taking Heidi on a boat she hates and then spending the date up the mast on his own. He's very self absorbed and doesn't read the room at all with how she's feeling.

Cam and Jules are way too gushy. I like Cam but Jules is just too much. I feel she would've latched onto anyone as she sees it as her last chance at a husband and family. When Cam gave her the bracelet I said straight away that she was disappointed, and I guessed it was that she wanted a proposal. She's very intense, it would drive me mad.

Martha is awful and Michael needs to get a grip. I can't see what he sees in her at all.