4th thread MAFS AUS - more production than 20 prize laying chooks - feathers meets straw connection

[SheldonesqueIsUnwell]

There ye are 🐓 🐓

[JaneJeffer]

Mind you he had seen Jules house at that stage!

[wizzler]

Didn't Dan and Tan get married in the harbour on a boat. A tad tasteless to take Jess there for a date I think.

Also surprised that after weeks of the suggestion being that Ning wasn't ready to do the deed it now appears that it is Mark who has been reluctant.

Why am I so over invested with this twaddle?!

[Branleuse]

The kids face shit tattooo

[happinessischocolate]

@JaneJeffer

Cam said he'd move to Sydney (I hate when autocorrect makes you question your spelling). I can't remember where he's from.

But he's from Sydney, he just didn't live in the city.

[JaneJeffer]

But Sydney is a city

[MarkRuffaloCrumble]

Placemarking but not reading yet.

I stupidly got DP hooked so now I have to wait for him to be here at weekends before I can catch up!

[happinessischocolate]

@paintfairy

That tattoo was terrible! Me and DH just looked at each other when he took his shirt off, and laughed. 🤣

No wonder Tamara was sleeping on the sofa 😂😂

[JamesMiddletonsMarshmallows]

Does anyone else find it really weird that they practically film the sex scenes? Tonight there was Jess and Dan naked in bed, earlier in the series they had Sam throwing Ines on the bed and getting it on with her. Do they just let the camera person stand there?!

[ThreeImaginaryBoys]

@JamesMiddletonsMarshmallows

Does anyone else find it really weird that they practically film the sex scenes? Tonight there was Jess and Dan naked in bed, earlier in the series they had Sam throwing Ines on the bed and getting it on with her. Do they just let the camera person stand there?!

I'm sure this is all totally staged. Especially Sam and Ines. I just didn't find any of their encounters in the least bit convincing. They smooched like they were in a school play. And when he threw her on the bed I could just imagine the Director saying 'right, let's try something different ... and, action!'

More chemistry in a plank of wood.

[sarahc336]

Remember at the start before all the drama started, when Martha got hardly o any screen time... suddenly she's stirring stuff up and she's getting the action. She's so fake and just it for her own insta career ruining relationships in her path. She's like the puppet master and Jess just does what she tells her to do. And there's no way she's up for moving, poor Michael he's like a little puppy round her 😩

[sarahc336]

And do all Australians that say saaaaam and daaaaaaan or is it just Jess Martha and innes, it grates o me ha ha

[sarahc336]

Also anyone starting to see why Heidi is still single, she's lovely but she's starting to come across as a bit controlling/nagging, she tells mike off like a teacher. It's a shave as I'd have like to see these two work out but I think he's given up now x

[JorisBonson]

@Bloodyhadenough

I thought it was funny how impressed Jess was by a basic hotel room with some chocolates thrown on a plate and some champagne. It didn't really compare to the tree house.

I don't usually side with Mike but Heidi really took him to task over getting some value from his conversation with Jess. This is a girl who would sell her own granny for some more Instagram likes. Heidi really should have some confidence in her own marriage and not push so hard for an unrealistic result.

It looked like he was taking her for a couple of weeks quarantine!

[chocolatesaltyballs22]

Yay, placemarking!

I thought the same about how impressed Jess was - but setting the bar very high.

[paintfairy]

I kind of see Heidi's point though. That's what Mike was there to do? So for him to say they hadn't even discussed it at all, it's like his own agenda (himself/ the argument) was more important. Even if he came back and said I tried to talk about it but she kept going on about xxxx or she said xxx but clearly we don't want to be taking advice from her because she's ridiculous- that would have probably been ok. But they didn't even talk about it. So why bother going at all? There was literally no point in meeting. Heidi is crackers but Mike just doesn't think about them as a couple. He thinks about him. The towel and dinner thing would have pissed me off, when he did those. 🤣

And yes- the spoilers on here! 😡 I read it last night. Not helpful!

[Jj2431]

Sooo Michael is way too lovely for Martha and once again it was all me me me with her. She expects him to be the one to move, no discussion and now it seems he also has to do all the leg work whilst they're long distance by being the one to travel to see her. What does she actually bring to the table?

I had a bit of hope for Ning and Mark but after last night it's dead in the water. Part of me was shouting at the screen saying to Mark, she's offering it on a plate now so take it but I can see his point. Why now? Anyone else think he looks like a slightly more handsome version of Robin Williams? Lol.

Heidi and Mike. Did she really want advice from a woman half their age on relationships? Especially a woman who's more interested in fame than love and did she really think it would be a good idea for Mike to divulge personal and intimate details of his relationship knowing she loves to cause drama and would probably use it to sabotage them? Looks like Heidi is going to whine at Mike again next episode, although if she's told him she hates boats and that's what he has planned then it does prove her point that he doesn't listen to her.

Might skip Jules and cam nest episode. They are so obviously saying yes at last vows lol

[Trunkysbun]

I watch half an hour behind and fast forward through the Jules and Cam bits! They're boring, and something doesn't ring right with them.

I think Heidi would have been better suited (not just height wise!) to Cam. I also think if Jules had been matched with Mike she would be just as loved up as she is now, she's wanting love/marriage/babies and is determined to come away with it - she would have either been more relaxed about Mike's flaws, or cleverer abs addressing them.

[Trunkysbun]

Whoever read that Mark doesn't want to shag Ning now as he knows it's going nowhere has hit the nail on the head I reckon. Can you imagine the outrage if he shags hers and then dumps her at the final hurdle? He'd be hung, drawn and quartered!!

[wishywashywoowoo70]

Oops. Not only have I got DD8 hooked now DS16 has started coming out of his room to watch when DH has gone to bed. Ha ha. Bad mother.

The tree house was so stunning. I wonder if there's one of those in South Wales. I'd love to go to something like that.

That hotel Daaaan and Duckface went to was shite. Looked really corporate, like a bad version of a travel lodge. Couple of loose dairy box of the plate with some fizz. I'd be really disappointed surely there's nice hotels there.

Marfa is a brat isn't it. The way she does is is grinding on my nerves now.

Has anyone followed Cyclone on insta? She posted a video of Sarah (Sarah and telv) with Duckface and I think Lizzie. Bitches.

[kerkyra]

I feel a bit for Heidi. I dont think Mike could win either way when he returned as she is just so insecure.
If he had come back and said that he and Jess has discussed their relationship,she would have hated that and nit picked so much she would have worn him down. And him saying they didnt discuss it would boil her blood. She just hated him spending time with Jess either way.
I think she could be like this with another partner which is a shame as she is lovely,but too controlling

[Silenceisgolden20]

@wishywashywoowoo70

Oops. Not only have I got DD8 hooked now DS16 has started coming out of his room to watch when DH has gone to bed. Ha ha. Bad mother.

The tree house was so stunning. I wonder if there's one of those in South Wales. I'd love to go to something like that.

That hotel Daaaan and Duckface went to was shite. Looked really corporate, like a bad version of a travel lodge. Couple of loose dairy box of the plate with some fizz. I'd be really disappointed surely there's nice hotels there.

Marfa is a brat isn't it. The way she does is is grinding on my nerves now.

Has anyone followed Cyclone on insta? She posted a video of Sarah (Sarah and telv) with Duckface and I think Lizzie. Bitches.

The insta video is Ashely from previous series and Jess & Sarah

[Karwomannghia]

I think the rather wooden staged throw on the bed scene with Ines and Dan was a reference to Loz and Mel both saying they wanted to be thrown on a bed and ravaged.

[Italiangreyhound]

SheldonesqueIsUnwell thanks for the new thread.

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[Italiangreyhound]

To whoever said on the last thread that Martha sounds like Sharon Osbourne... Yes she does!!!

[KonTikki]

I think Jules and Cam will be the only success story here.
They're totally luv'd up.
Heidi and Mike had a chance, but she finds fault in everything he does, he's given up.
Feel sorry for Matthew.
Ning has left it all too late. Poor guy is worn out & terrified of putting a foot wrong.

Isn't it fabulous how the "sixperts", after a thoughtful and comprehensive discussion regarding J & D, came to the same point of view as the Producers, Sponsors and Ratings .....
Who would have thought it 😄