4th thread MAFS AUS - more production than 20 prize laying chooks - feathers meets straw connection

[SheldonesqueIsUnwell]

There ye are 🐓 🐓

Do you think Ning has had that much work on her fave that she can hardly mouth her mouth or smile? Xx

.ark.and Heidi's bedroom mirror is disgusting and filthy

Jules is 36? They behave like pensioners

Jess and Dan= ONS dragged out for TV
jules and Cam = she will have a baby, regardless of partner
Matha - bitchy stirring KK clone
Ning - you ran maaaahk down so much his widge can’t get stiff any more. And seduction isn’t ‘let’s just do it’
Mick - I’d do him, and he would ghost me. Heidi is on permanently offended mode.

It’s ending soon. I’m quite worried.

Getting in to bed with Dan’s son........ errr so wrong.

Heidi seems impossible to get on with.

What do you need, Heidi?

What Heidi needs is musicians and rose-gold bracelets, and afternoon teas - not bobbing around on a boat feeling seasick. I find her annoying, but she's right that Mike created a date for him, not her.

Only an hour tonight...what! Not impressed!
And got all weekend to wait now for dinner party!

I'm gonna have to watch the next episode NOW

Mike really did plan that date for himself didn't he? I'm perplexed that he genuinely can't tell when she's not happy. It's like she says: he's watching Care Bears and she's watching Terminator

Jessika is so cringeworthy. Dan is probably wondering what he's got himself into. "Do you love me?"

Can someone please post the sh movies link?

I've found it. That's my Friday night sorted...I'm going to binge-watch the whole thing this weekend

There is link??

Mike is an arsehole. Heidi is right that it’s all about him. He whines on that he’s trying but he’s really not. He’s a twat. (Bit biased by the fact he reminds me of a mixture between Spencer from made in Chelsea and my ex husband!!!)
And I was at Ning saying that Mark was frigid- imagine he’d said that in the early weeks. 🤦🏻‍♀️

Does anyone think the final dates are actually organised by the producers?

Maaaaaarfa's date would have taken a hell of a lot of organising Nichael couldn't have done it alone

The dates are a set up, the same as the couple swap putting Jess with Mike.

There's no way they come up with it all themselves, I would expect they're given some choices but the options are very much set by the producers.

I normally like Mike but I wasn't impressed with him tonight, apart from the nonsense date, he kept putting it all on Heidi, and only at the very end of the date in a voice over did he admit that like Heidi, he doesn't know what to do. They do have such a genuine affection for each other, but are just so so different. Care Bares vs terminator definitely summed it up.

I’ve not seen it tonight.

What with Ning waving the frigid card, I’m guessing Mark isn’t that into her in more ways than one.

My gran’s old neighbour used to say you don’t look at the mantelpiece when poking the fire. I don’t think a ‘set’ face would provide encouragement sadly. Nor would oohs and aha in a sarky tone.

I also think her filthy talk puts him off - such as it is.

All the ‘walls’ they talk of. And catching the feels?

I’m wondering if Mark is thinking of razor lined walls and catching something other than feels which has made him soften his outlook.

The mind works in funny ways.

Stick to your cheesecake mate. I would.

agree ihatethecold

Marfa has severe case of vocal fry

Mike and his boat. 🤣 It wasn't even a romantic boat. It was a bloody pirate ship?! 🤣🤣🤣

shimmy
Suuuuuurely you meaaaan vocaaaal fraaaaaaaiiiiy?

@SheldonesqueIsUnwell I haven’t caught up for a couple of days but in the immortal words of Donny Osmond; “I think I love you” xxx

So what are you so afraid of?
(I’ve gone Partridge Family - but not Fernando and Denise - t’other one)

My Donny knowledge is kind of limited to mad horses

That was to MrsGRamsay 😘

Is it me or did Mike climb to the crows nest in daylight and come down at dusk?. No wonder she was hacked off!