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Third thread for Married at First Sight Aus 2021 - don’t let the door hit your pig’s aaaaaaaaarse on your way out.

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SheldonesqueIsUnwell · 05/02/2021 20:42

Will this do?

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Cherrypie32 · 05/02/2021 20:45

How is Jess going to be able to spend more time with Dan? Aren’t they with their partners all week.

EstuaryBird · 05/02/2021 20:46

Great title 😂😂

SheldonesqueIsUnwell · 05/02/2021 20:48

I don’t know cherrypie

Fight and then ask for a separate apartment maybe? Then moonlight wandering a twixt the two?

I wish Tamara could sense it and kick him into touch.

Nothing more unattractive than liars and cheaters. And Dan.

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TheLittleRedToothbrush · 05/02/2021 20:49

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SheldonesqueIsUnwell · 05/02/2021 20:51

The middle ixpert is aliiiiiiiiiive. She is nodding away.

Unless Pob is making her nod.

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Twerking9to5 · 05/02/2021 20:52

Thanks for the new thread @SheldonesqueIsUnwell! Wine

Silenceisgolden20 · 05/02/2021 20:53

Billy needs to leave her

Italiangreyhound · 05/02/2021 20:53

Thank you SheldonesqueIsUnwell that came around quick!

pastapestoparmesan · 05/02/2021 20:53

This thing about staying in the ixperiment in order to mess around with a different husband/wife is such bullshit - leave and you can see them as much as you like!

TheRogueApostrophe · 05/02/2021 20:54

I feel so angry watching the ixperts with Heidi and Mike. Why isn't anyone stating what he actually said? That he could try to fall in love with her. And it's insulting that he describes her as being "moody" whenever she's upset. It completely minimises how she's feeling. The ixperts say she's not opening up about her emotions but Mike isn't interested in hearing any of that. She's being massively gaslighted (gaslit?) and it's very uncomfortable to watch.

SheldonesqueIsUnwell · 05/02/2021 20:55

I think Micko might have called his brother a farkin cahnt. The blurring wasn’t blurry enough.

Odd but Jessika doesn’t look devastated at Micko’s slandering. She looks triumphant.

How odd.

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SheldonesqueIsUnwell · 05/02/2021 20:55

Called her brother.

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Silenceisgolden20 · 05/02/2021 20:56

If a man was behaving like Susie he would be abusive.
She's horrible

SheldonesqueIsUnwell · 05/02/2021 20:59

Sorry @Italiangreyhound

Didn’t mean to put my trotters in your stomping ground. I didn’t give you enough notice.

Please start another if you want. Everyone will be looking for your green posts and having to read mine 😫

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Silenceisgolden20 · 05/02/2021 21:07

Dan said he's afraid. Of what? Not being able to stay around anymore.

Silenceisgolden20 · 05/02/2021 21:07

Shag!

SheldonesqueIsUnwell · 05/02/2021 21:11

The whole lot of them have clocked that InstaJess is game playing.

And she is sat there grinning away like a 3 year old with her mam’s crushed and squished Chanel lippy. Smug as.

And Micko knows it and is honestabput it. And she sits there on her bombshell.

Shame on you lady. Shame on you.

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happinessischocolate · 05/02/2021 21:24

I hate Dan but to be fair he nearly looked as shocked as Micko that she was actually going through with this

The production must threaten yoi with some serious shit for Micko to go through with this

AKissAndASmile · 05/02/2021 21:41

Placemarking. Not watched tonight's yet. I'll be back.

TheRogueApostrophe · 05/02/2021 21:43

The more I think about it, the more the "one person chooses to stay, you stay" rule worries me. It's a perfect way to keep someone in an a damaging or abusive relationship. I know the show would be over very quickly if couples left as soon as one of them wanted to but still. I presume if someone really wanted to leave they could, regardless of the rules.

NoKingDingaLingTitsInAbsentia · 05/02/2021 21:45

@happinessischocolate

I hate Dan but to be fair he nearly looked as shocked as Micko that she was actually going through with this

The production must threaten yoi with some serious shit for Micko to go through with this

I wonder if they hold back some money if you leave when you arent meant to.
happinessischocolate · 05/02/2021 21:46

I think if someone says leave 2 weeks running then they should be able to leave, as you say it's just abusive otherwise

bibliomania · 05/02/2021 21:52

I think someone did leave regardless of other person's vote last series, although I can't remember who. I think they threaten to sue you for breach of contract if you leave, but I'm guessing it's largely bluff - I'd be really surprised if a court upheld it. But they're mostly young and not that well-educated, so they're not going to challenge it. And of course the other risk is being edited to be a figure of hate.

Trunkysbun · 05/02/2021 22:04

@happinessischocolate

I think if someone says leave 2 weeks running then they should be able to leave, as you say it's just abusive otherwise

I thought that was the rule, I expected Jess and Mick to go tonight