Third thread for Married at First Sight Aus 2021 - don’t let the door hit your pig’s aaaaaaaaarse on your way out.

[SheldonesqueIsUnwell]

Will this do?

Certainly where I lived it was not acceptable but no idea of anywhere else. I was Adelaide - the posh part

And Jess is advertising dildos

And has stapled them where her lip should be by the looks of it 🤔

Found you all again. I have to binge at the weekend while DP isn't here because he huff and moans.

Well...Martha is a shit stirrer suddenly but as a couple she and manbun are deadly dull.

Same as Cam & Jules...we get that they're soooo in love and I hope they make it after the show but it's not exciting to watch...and wtf was Jules wearing to the commitment ceremony?

I'm so annoyed at NotSam...shagging Tamara while pursuing Jess. And how are Jess and NS going to hang out this week if they're all at the wives homes? She looked smug as fuck and I hope that smug smile is wiped off her face soon. I don't get why she turned into Ines after her departure? Guess they need some wifeswapping drama.

Whilst I like Tamara and think she’s being treated terribly by Dan, I did wince right at the beginning when she kept teasing Dan about him not “getting any” yet all the while flirting and being suggestive about sex. It’s quite immature game playing albeit I don’t think it’s done with mal intent. But it is nevertheless using sex as a card or weapon rather than a natural progression of intimacy.

The point being that often when sex is used like a carrot or stick, the pursuer loses interest as soon as they get it as the chase is over. Sad but true

@GoldieHelen

But Dan was constantly pestering her about having sex, so I think she was just saying no whenever asked, rather than her being the one who was making a game of it. She slept with him pretty quick so I don't think it was her deliberately playing games.

He said he liked the challenge and went on about having sex a lot on camera so I dread to think what he was like when the camera want around.

Blokes like Dan are the exact reason why it's a bad idea to have sex early in the relationship, especially if their "gagging" for it.

[quote happinessischocolate]@GoldieHelen

But Dan was constantly pestering her about having sex, so I think she was just saying no whenever asked, rather than her being the one who was making a game of it. She slept with him pretty quick so I don't think it was her deliberately playing games.

He said he liked the challenge and went on about having sex a lot on camera so I dread to think what he was like when the camera want around.

Blokes like Dan are the exact reason why it's a bad idea to have sex early in the relationship, especially if their "gagging" for it.[/quote]
I agree!

Glad I’ve found the new thread.
This thread and season is getting me through lock down.

Me and my DH were actually discussing the contestants the other day whilst walking the dogs. 😩🤪😳

@AKissAndASmile

Am I correct that the C-word is not seen as bad in Australia as it is in England?

Yeah in my experience that’s true. My Aussie friends and I use it quite a bit. I have one saved in my phone as ‘name (c*y)’. I don’t use it at all when speaking to my English family/friends.

Tonight could be fun.
Cyrell's small man syndrome brother effing it all up monumentally.
Still don't know how Jessicka staying allows her to see Dan(notSaaam) - how long do we think they are at homes for?

Love that Micko wants to sabotage the home visit so she writes leave.

It is so bloody unfair that he has to stay when the ixperts know that she is playing silly buggers with Dan.

And Dan is so deeply unattractive.

Cyrell’s family are going to ruin this.

Jess saying they share the same values?

They certainly scrape them.

Dan's another one who walks like he's just shit himself. 💩

And him saying the cloak and dagger shitey behaviour is so that he doesn’t hurt Tam.

Yup. Same values shared. And both liars. Cheats. And in it for themselves it would seem.

Almost hope that it is a script and they aren’t really pond sediment.

It is body builder thigh choc

No one says anything about the jewels though. They get rubbed off and the waddles are left like action man.

Why does Suzie have such weird tattoos? One in the back of her leg that looks like she has shit on her leg and 2 on the backs of her arms that look like she has dirty elbows 😂

Buffalo Billy won’t want her skin now.

Unless he covers it with bugle beads or a frill.

Fair play to Mick for not fluffing over things.

Sour is a big word?

And yet they bandy cahnt about!

I take it that the other family isn’t coming? Or can’t they guarantee hiding everything sharp?

And approval from the fam for Dan? Did they spit out morals when they ducked the lemons?

Sucked.

Ivan the terrible.

Jesus. Cyrell has just made him carry the can for her ishoos.

She is not propping him.

I think Cyrell likes her vino a little too much. She seems to be pouring one every time she is sad

Has Cyrelle forgotten that Nic put leave and he just trying to give her another chance. I'd love Nic to just say I agree with you Ivan, I've been trying to leave for weeks but your sister is stubborn and won't let me.😂