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Third thread for Married at First Sight Aus 2021 - don’t let the door hit your pig’s aaaaaaaaarse on your way out.

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SheldonesqueIsUnwell · 05/02/2021 20:42

Will this do?

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Trunkysbun · 06/02/2021 20:02

@happinessischocolate

Nah Mick should have been with Tamara, she would call him Doll and he would call her Darl 😁

I think Tamara has the capacity to be a bit of a cow .. we've seen her in victim mode but I reckon she could be a bit of a pigs arse if she had the upper hand

whereisthejoy · 06/02/2021 20:16

I have to ask - who is Pob and why do we call them ixperts? Grin

happinessischocolate · 06/02/2021 20:22

I think the picture makes it obvious

Pob...

Third thread for Married at First Sight Aus 2021 - don’t let the door hit your pig’s aaaaaaaaarse on your way out.
happinessischocolate · 06/02/2021 20:23

And ixperts is how the Australian's pronounce it 😂

Sunbird24 · 06/02/2021 20:31

Along with sixual intamissy...

peachypetite · 06/02/2021 22:35

Just caught up. Feel so sorry for Tamara and Mick!

JaneJeffer · 06/02/2021 23:03

I wish it was on at the weekend.

Chatterbox89 · 07/02/2021 00:07

Stalked a few Instagram profiles and don’t worry, this isn’t a spoiler... but Ning is about to be a grandma as her eldest daughter is having a baby!

JaneJeffer · 07/02/2021 01:01

Wow she's a young granny although my 15 year old said she looks older than me and I'm 52!

Benjispruce2 · 07/02/2021 08:22

I thought that @JaneJeffer and Mark is apparently 42. I don’t think so. Add 10 years to that!

Bettina500 · 07/02/2021 08:24

I couldn't believe when I saw Ning was 32, I'd been watching it thinking she was easily in her 40s!

RuggeryBuggery · 07/02/2021 08:59

It hadn’t really occurred to me before now but it’s quite an ‘interesting’ decision to appear on the show when you’ve got older children including a teenager (can’t remember how old her middle one is, think the youngest was 5 maybe?)
Just imagine as a 15/16yo what would happen at school if Ning was your mum!

RuggeryBuggery · 07/02/2021 09:00

🙈 and just remembering the swimming pool pash from honeymoon
I’m cringing for her daughter

takeitfromyourmumsy · 07/02/2021 09:15

Just been catching up on this week's episodes - what's Mick supposed to have called Jess' brother and sister? The other contestants all looked really shocked at the commitment ceremony so it must have been bad!

happinessischocolate · 07/02/2021 09:36

@Chatterbox89

Stalked a few Instagram profiles and don’t worry, this isn’t a spoiler... but Ning is about to be a grandma as her eldest daughter is having a baby!
And Jess is advertising dildos

Hasn't she done well 😁

Benjispruce2 · 07/02/2021 09:41

Sounds about right.
Mike is now a hairline tattooist!!!Grin

NoKingDingaLingTitsInAbsentia · 07/02/2021 11:28

Jess has also ramped up the lip fillers...she's now got that baboons arse face going on...

JustDanceAddict · 07/02/2021 11:33

Totally thinking of how cringe it must be to be an offspring of one of the mafsa peeps.
Mark is def not 42, he looks older than my dh who is 53 and he looks his age 😆

JustDanceAddict · 07/02/2021 11:34

And Ning has totally been under the knife...

EachandEveryone · 07/02/2021 11:53

Whats a hairline tattooist?

happinessischocolate · 07/02/2021 12:13

Someone who tattoos your head 😁

Mike is bald but looks like he has hair and has shaved his head because he has tattoos on his head, to look like shaved hair. He tattoos other people's heads, so is a hairline tattooist. I'm really curious as to what his head actually looks like close up,

Bettina500 · 07/02/2021 12:54

I thought Mike's head/hair line looked a bit odd. This explains it

Pickledpenguin · 07/02/2021 12:59

@takeitfromyourmumsy

Just been catching up on this week's episodes - what's Mick supposed to have called Jess' brother and sister? The other contestants all looked really shocked at the commitment ceremony so it must have been bad!
I think he called them - and im using my best aussie accent here - caaaaaaannnnttts ;)
EachandEveryone · 07/02/2021 13:01

I think thats twice this season the C word has been dropped.

AKissAndASmile · 07/02/2021 13:12

Am I correct that the C-word is not seen as bad in Australia as it is in England?