Third thread for Married at First Sight Aus 2021 - don’t let the door hit your pig’s aaaaaaaaarse on your way out.

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Will this do?

'You seem better suited to Dan'

I think Mike is so good. Jess was pushing it, whining about Mike being nasty at the dinner party when he'd already apologised and asked to draw a line under it. He was very clever how he handled her there. She comes across as very dim or like she has got a personality disorder or something.

She should have just taken the apology and ran with it

'He's just an old man yelling at a young female.'
He wasn't yelling, darling. Funny how she has so much to say once she's away from him

I think Mark is looking almost handsome as the show is going on. He and Ning are never going to work if the physical side is so difficult from the start

Ahhhh Heidi: have a day off. You're sooooo uptight

Heidi expecting constructive relationship advice from Jess!

Heidi is being ridiculous. As if Jess could offer any worthwhile insights on H & Mikes relationship. As if Jess could contribute anything worth listening to. As if Heidi would take Jess's advice.

Oh Heidi, do you really want your husband to be taking relationship advice from Jess, no you don't ,so just be grateful

Heidi's really hard work. She's like a really strict teacher who's disappointed in you because you didn't do the homework. I couldn't be with her.

I've gone off Heidi I have to say and warmed to Mike, who it seems really has tried to be better at relationships. Heidi has a point with what she says a lot but she does over react and overanalyse. She seems to fragile for this experience t

Quite impressed with Michael's date 😍

If I was Heidi I would be glad the Jess didn’t offer any advice...can’t see her having anything constructive to say!

How is Dan and Jess's date filled with tropical sunshine but everyone else has their brilliant out in a grey downpour.

Dan's all about the pain he's put himself through - not the pain he put other people through.

Good point @NumberThirtySix I hadn’t even noticed!

OMG ‘feels’ needs to be banned!!

I love the treehouse though

I love the treehouse! Where can I book it? Although can I have it without the rain and Ning’s feels please.

Surely Jess and Dan's date has to have been filmed on a different day as yes they have sunshine n blue sky.

Does anyone else hate the way Jess swills the wine around her teeth every damb time after she takes a sip?!

Damn*

Just realised whose voice Martha’s reminds me of! I knew it was a reality family, was it the kardashians? No! The original family, Sharon Osborn 🤣

DH just said to o me Ning and Mark never eat at the same time and he's right, even in the hot tub Mark was eating cheesecake alone. Think it's a metaphors for them NEVER having sex 😂

@Runkle

Does anyone else hate the way Jess swills the wine around her teeth every damb time after she takes a sip?!

YES!!!!!

New thread made