Real Housewives of Jersey....anyone watching?

[JustAGirlFromHoe]

Having lived in Jersey for 26 years, I’m loving the way the island is being shown but OMG the women are just cringe!

Thoughts anyone?

Loved the occasional flash to Dior and Chanel signs whilst walking through St Helier
with Cotswolds in the background .

Definitely not make up concessions in the local department store.

@TimeToCloseTheDoor nope. No reply from them. But lots of people telling me that support bubbles are allowed and to back off. (They’re not here). So unless they’ve moved in together....

[quote ememem84]@TimeToCloseTheDoor nope. No reply from them. But lots of people telling me that support bubbles are allowed and to back off. (They’re not here). So unless they’ve moved in together....[/quote]
Maybe they have! Like the Golden Girls.

Our department stores are (mini) Army and Navy rather than Harvey Nicks.

Oh i am just imagining a new series of Golden Girls featuring retired Real Houswives.

Tessa and Adrienne, Bethany and Lisa VP gets my vote.

[quote ememem84]@TimeToCloseTheDoor nope. No reply from them. But lots of people telling me that support bubbles are allowed and to back off. (They’re not here). So unless they’ve moved in together....[/quote]
I’ve seen that on Instagram, they’re claiming they have formed a support bubble; as you say, not a thing here in Jersey!

I wonder if something will be done about it as the word is that the wrap party at The Yacht caused one of our big Covid outbreaks before Christmas.

It's not illegal though, just against guidelines. So nothing can be done.

I'm pretty sure the wrap party thing is just a good story as the timings don't really work.

@Dailyhandtowelwash

It's not illegal though, just against guidelines. So nothing can be done.

I'm pretty sure the wrap party thing is just a good story as the timings don't really work.

But was Mia invited to the wrap party? Or was it just a brunch for the creative team?

Just had a browse of Tessa's Instagram, as you do. Turns out the boob cake is positively classy by their family cake standards..

@ImInStealthMode

Just had a browse of Tessa's Instagram, as you do. Turns out the boob cake is positively classy by their family cake standards..

Oh MY GOD

Is that a 69 ?!

Wow That's just so cringe!

And she had the cheek to make a fuss about Mia! Her kids would have seen that cake , that's completely foul. Imagine having to explain to them what that was all about?
How can she lecture anyone on their sexual exploits or indeed, the whole attention seeking versus respect thing !

Just watched the last one.

Hope our Jersey M Netters can keep
Us up to date with all the latest sightings and going's on

That cake!!!

I admit I thought the boob cake was funny. But not appropriate. Poor kid.

I had a scroll through her insta yesterday too. She comes across as being fiercely proud of her kids.

Could you imagine if "chef tess" made either of those cakes? not envy

@ememem84

That cake!!!

I admit I thought the boob cake was funny. But not appropriate. Poor kid.

I had a scroll through her insta yesterday too. She comes across as being fiercely proud of her kids.

Fiercely proud is a polite way of putting it, I bet she made sure they all got star of the week at school. Every week.

@CatkinToadflax there was a wrap party for the filming of the whole show which was not televised, not the, ahem, wrap party for the creative team of the exclusive (free) magazine 😅

I’m still chortling at you marvellous Jersey folk clarifying that the magazine is the local “what’s on” freebie. The way Tessa was banging on, you’d think it was bloody Vogue!

Oh do f* off Tessa and talent free daughters. Hedi is close second (with another talentless offspring) but they're all pointless - I'm even bored at laughing at their shit 80`s fashion sense.

I would definitely go for a drink with Kate. Unfortunately, she's probably the one true lady and wouldn't bitch / gossip!

I don't like Tessa at all

update. kate responded to my insta message. and apparently she now lives with margaret. or margaret lives with her. whatever. they live together apparently.

@diamondsandrose

And she had the cheek to make a fuss about Mia! Her kids would have seen that cake , that's completely foul. Imagine having to explain to them what that was all about? How can she lecture anyone on their sexual exploits or indeed, the whole attention seeking versus respect thing !

This, entirely. So gross.

I couldn't find that cake there. Was it a while ago?
I stopped when I got to Donald Trump's state visit to the UK in June 2019. She shouted him, Melania, and Ivanka out. BLEAHHH.

These clothes! It’s like Dynasty

Tessa needs a makeunder and brought into the 2000's never mind 2021. Fashion doctor!! More like doctors receptionist ! Nasty old crone

@ememem84

update. kate responded to my insta message. and apparently she now lives with margaret. or margaret lives with her. whatever. they live together apparently.

We need our jersey spies to check if this is true !! Sounds dodgy