Coronation Street: AKA Ray and Debbie’s Hotel Babylon Luxury Knocking Shop. NO SPOILERS!

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New ’un.

Whose turn on the storyline merry-go-round will it be this week?

Oooo. Shiny new thread.
I bet its mucky in no time at all.

Checking in!

Hoping for the best.

I'm in.

I imagine we'll be spending more time at the hospital, with possibly Sean doing something sporting as light relief, Gawd help us. Or maybe they'll start pulling David's house down and hope none of the neighbours notice before their own are on the market.

I'm in.

I liked the health and safety lad who was one of Roy's foster kids. Maybe he could return and sort the sink hole, and be a love interest for emma, Faye or alina.

Checking in.

I think the Debbie character is far too overwhelming without a counterfoil.

I want to smash a cream pie in Emma's face.

Sean is now beyond parody.

Marking place for tonight.

Agree with pp... more angsty scenes at the hospital and charity events to raise money.

The fund-raising stories became really fecking stupid the minute Leanne announced Dr S wanted half a million quid.

Now the scriptwriters have backtracked and it's less than that for The Court Case.

Utter nonsense and very irresponsible.

What the fudge is Sean wearing??

Thanks for new thread!

MrsSteveMcDonald What, in the name of all that is holy, have you done to his hair?! he's been shorn!

I too came here to ask for an explanation of Sean's -shirt and ridicule Steve's haircut. Looks like he took a wrong turn from the dock in the next court room.

Sean and Michael are going to be MLM bots!

How are all of underworld going out for a curry together?? No one would take that booking!

Ohhh please don’t tell me Leanne is going to jump on Steve!!

That’s exactly what I thought Smallstep!

URGH

I've switched off now. Just too badly written.

Steve looked quite nice in his suit. Now he looks like an old man with a big belly and shirt hanging out!

Yes she’s looking like she’ll make a pass!

Since when was Todd a super salesman?

And WTF is Sean wearing?

Oh Leanne, gies peace!

Written by Stephen Fay. Please stop, Stephen. Please.

Can't Graham Linehan do a guest writer spot? At least he could go for the laughs with the Bishop.

Can't Graham Linehan do a guest writer spot?

Yes!! Oh I would love this.

Is Leanne going to try and run off with Oliver?? Why is she clearing everyone from the hospital?