Coronation Street: AKA Ray and Debbie’s Hotel Babylon Luxury Knocking Shop. NO SPOILERS!

[StillCoughingandLaughing]

New ’un.

Whose turn on the storyline merry-go-round will it be this week?

@HollywoodTease

My DH married his first wife twice. Married, had DS1, divorced. Got back together, had DS2, married again. Then divorced again. All long before I met him though.

Yes, it's not that uncommon to marry the same person twice. But doing that twice? With two different women?

I'd forgotten all about Fiona shagging Jim too, so I had.

Imran was a great Barrister! albeit a little unrealistic because I doubt a Barrister could cross-examine so aggressively!!

@Housewife2010

Fiona nearly married the creepy policeman Alan but he jilted her at the altar when he realised she'd slept with Jim.

[reaches for handy bottle of brain bleach]

Imran was a great barrister, I enjoyed his dramatic barristerness.
I don't care about Carla and Peter, I think Adam is going to be in trouble, I hope Sarah is pregnant, and they have a bonny baby. Peter and Carla can go to Kefalonia,and have to quarantine for ages.
Are there a lot of international flights going from Manchester? Everyone is jetting off.

@JamieLeeCurtains

I'd forgotten all about Fiona shagging Jim too, so I had.

Actress is in Harlots now

Fiona was in white lines on Netflix recently too.

Are they trying to line up some kind of romance(?) between Simon and Shona (sorry just catching up with a few day's worth.). They wouldn't sink that low, would they?

I’m guessing Simon’s going to develop a crush and Shona, with her whole lack of boundaries thing, will be oblivious.

How old is Simon supposed to be? He seems so young.

I'm sure that in one of the recent episodes there was mention of him being 17

I just googled (normally hate doing that because spoilers but I don't care as much lately because crap plots) and yes, 17 seems right, @excelledyourself.

The actor is 18.

I'm really hope they don't 'go there'.

Surely not. He must be younger than Shona's own son. Maybe he will develop a crush on her, but i would sincerely hope even Shona will realise that she needs to draw the line.

However, I've seen the episode where she mentioned taking him for a drive, and nothing since, so not sure how it's looking. Has there been further interaction between them?

No further interaction beyond that, I was just playing catch up on a few episodes so was a bit out of the loop.

Did the wankyhipster whose hair she lopped off ever actually sue David?

OMG I'd forgotten all about the wankyhipsterdude. Much like the writers.

I wonder if his 'part' was a producer's favour to a golf buddy who needed his son's acting cv to look better.

Surely not. He must be younger than Shona's own son.

TBF I think Shona is younger than her own son she certainly looked younger!

Imran was brilliant, he has really improved as an actor, he even has that blinking every time he opens his mouth thing under control. We cheered when Yasmeen made her complaint to the police. Hopefully they will arrest Geoff in front of the whole street just as he is heading to the airport for his fabulous new life in Cyprus.

And why hasn't anyone pointed out to Yasmeen that Elaine/Philippa is Geoff's wife, not her, and he should be being charged with bigamy amongst his other crimes.

@Pebbledashery

Imran was a great Barrister! albeit a little unrealistic because I doubt a Barrister could cross-examine so aggressively!!

He's still a solicitor.

Oh good point @Deadringer!

I am puzzled at how Daniel made the connection between Adam's missing wallet and Carla. Have I missed an episode?

Yes and at why Daniel is so judgemental- he has made slips himself. He nearly lost Adam his business due to stealing the money.

I don't like Daniel. Does he still visit cardie-woman? I wonder how much she charged.

Hopefully Geoff will be proven to be a bigamist, which will mean that he does not own half of Yazmeen's house and business, and he can bugger off to Cyprus with nothing.

Nick and Peter have both been married to Carla
Nick and Peter have both been married to Leanne
Nick was engaged to Maria at one point
Steve has been married 6 times
Peter has been married 5 times
Gail has been married 5 times 6 if we include twice to Brian
I don’t know anyone at all who has been married more than twice!