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Sixy Tixting and Why I'm Still Single at Fifty: Rancid Trolls and Crappy Rapping, Skateboarding Sex Pests and Boys' Night Banter - How They Revived the Badger Badges Industry Worldwide . . .

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 11/09/2020 12:56

This is, obviously, the proposed title for my thesis in support of my Diploma in Expertness . . .

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LarkDescending · 11/09/2020 13:00

Brilliant title! Placemarking for when Team MAFS exhausts the old thread.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 11/09/2020 13:04

Bliddy Hell!

You were quick off the mark Lark!

Grin

Shows how over-invested we badger-lovers are in this thread! Grin Grin

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RinderTinderNotRinderGrinder · 11/09/2020 13:09

Found you! But will dutifully fill up the other thread first.

Best title so far! I look forward to reading your thesis’s findings Grin

GlummyMcGlummerson · 11/09/2020 14:36

Yay, sixy tixts here we come 🤣

Eaumyword · 11/09/2020 18:11

Sixy tixts, sex therapy spooning with an audience and Margot the badger lined up, thank you.

Destinysdaughter · 11/09/2020 18:19

Look forward to more drama tonight...!

RinderTinderNotRinderGrinder · 11/09/2020 18:26

Looking forward to telling dh we shall be sleeping with bunty and Margot tonight - or at least beneath them.

I hope something unexpected happens tonight. I’m getting a bit sick of the little clips of tomorrow night that go, “When Telv said that I knew it was time to end the marriage!” that turn out to actually be Telv saying he doesn’t like oysters and Sarah saying something daft.

Tracey: I think it’s about time I leave him... (dun dun dun!)

Tracey: I think it’s about time I leave him to make dinner on his own because I’ve got a Pilates class at 6.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 11/09/2020 20:26

Look at him the smug, self-satisfied pr*ck!

He's bound to be happy with Tracey - she lets him do what he likes.

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 11/09/2020 20:26

LIAR!

Angry
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SchadenfreudePersonified · 11/09/2020 20:27

Let her down.

You've LET HER DOWN . . .

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NowYouListenToMeFella · 11/09/2020 20:29

Oh DeanO you are digging yourself a massive hole here. When they roll out the tv and vcr next week you'll be sorry you said you have no regrets about boys night.

I would rather die alone than end up with a man who thought that's the way all boys nights go.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 11/09/2020 20:30

"No-one got hurt"

Except Tracey, Ashley, Carly . . .

But they're only women, so it's not like they're real people or anything

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happinessischocolate · 11/09/2020 20:32

Charlene ♥️

Sertchgi123 · 11/09/2020 20:34

Great thread title.

LarkDescending · 11/09/2020 20:35

Trust has been rebuilt? Wtf Tracey??

SchadenfreudePersonified · 11/09/2020 20:37

The only thing he is learning from this is that he can get away with anything . . .

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 11/09/2020 20:38

Charlene must feel like she is beating her head against a brick wall.

I think she hates TF.

HATES him

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 11/09/2020 20:40

How does someone's mother casually come up in a conversation?

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 11/09/2020 20:41

Troy is deluded.

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 11/09/2020 20:47

What's happened to Nasser's nose.

Oh dear me . . .

or has he gone to the florist's as well?

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MissMarplesHandbag · 11/09/2020 20:47

I’m a bit behind you all. An hour in. Charlene has just spoken again. I love her even more. And hate TF even more - and I didn’t think that was possible. He is stupid on top of everything else. As is Numbface if she says stay.

NowYouListenToMeFella · 11/09/2020 20:48

Love the title btw. Tracey is beyond help. I won't even be able to get annoyed at how shitty DeanO will treat her this week

ClaudiaAndTheCauldron · 11/09/2020 20:50

@SchadenfreudePersonified
Nasser gone to the florist?
Only if the flowers were for Nasser
💐

NowYouListenToMeFella · 11/09/2020 20:51

Trisha reminds me of morticia Adams tonight

LarkDescending · 11/09/2020 20:52

@NowYouListenToMeFella

Trisha reminds me of morticia Adams tonight
Mortrisha?
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