Sixy Tixting and Why I'm Still Single at Fifty: Rancid Trolls and Crappy Rapping, Skateboarding Sex Pests and Boys' Night Banter - How They Revived the Badger Badges Industry Worldwide . . .

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This is, obviously, the proposed title for my thesis in support of my Diploma in Expertness . . .

Gab is so much more gracious than Nasser deserves.

Mortrisha. Brilliant Lark

Let him go Gabrielle.

He's like an attention-seeking toddler having a breath-holding fit.

Mortrisha?

Does Mortrisha send sixy tixts from the bid in her crypt?

He knew she would leave, that's why he did.

It was hedging his bets - whatever her answer was, he could say he had chosen to walk away (I think he'd have preferred it if Gabs had wanted to stay though and he could have rubbed her nose it)

Who is the lucky person to get Dean?? 🤣

@Sunbird24

Does Mortrisha send sixy tixts from the bid in her crypt?

Stoppit!

I'll wet myself!

LOL!

I was surprised that Ashley stayed.

Who said earlier on the last thread that they would be throwing the car keys into a bowl any minute now.

For a man that wanted to wife-swap, TF looks worried.

@SchadenfreudePersonified

He knew she would leave, that's why he did.

It was hedging his bets - whatever her answer was, he could say he had chosen to walk away (I think he'd have preferred it if Gabs had wanted to stay though and he could have rubbed her nose it)

Totally agree with you on that.

Sorry just seeing the wife swap bit now. My mother rang again 🙄

For sure they are going to put Charlene with DeanO

One thing that I’ve noticed is that all the men cross their leg over their knee so that the sole of their shoe faces their wives. I always remember when I was a teenager (early 70s) and a boyfriend did that when he was at ours.....my Dad told him not to be so bloody disrespectful and learn some manners.

Mr Estuary doesn’t do it either, he was bought up to believe that it’s an insult.

I love the new thread title.
I could sixt tixt DH who is downstairs. ( But he would think I was bonkers).

Thanks for the new thread. Great title!

Nasser & Justin running off into the sunset holding hands?

Astonished Troy and Ashley stayed. Can't see why, Ashley won't even look at him, so why bother?
Disappointed Tracey stayed, but hey, she's made her bed, by god she'll regret lying in it..
We felt Nasser's tears tonight were all about making sure he left the show not being public enemy #1.
Charlene was spot on again tonight!

And Justin literally has nothing going for him. A personality vacuum.
I'm filled with shame that I thought he was attractive at the beginning. I must've had beer goggles for the suit, sunglasses and yacht.
at Mortrisha and Nasser as a toddler tantumming by holding his breath! Everyone knows you stop that with tickles

Mr Estuary doesn’t do it either, he was bought up to believe that it’s an insult.

In most parts of the Middle East it definitely is.

Everyone knows you stop that with tickles

You're a kinder mother than I am.

I used to just step over him.

(Then he would gasp for breath and follow me into the next room and throw himself in from of my feet and start holding his breath again )

No way am I tickling Nasser - though I'd happily step on him, never mind over him.

@EstuaryBird

One thing that I’ve noticed is that all the men cross their leg over their knee so that the sole of their shoe faces their wives. I always remember when I was a teenager (early 70s) and a boyfriend did that when he was at ours.....my Dad told him not to be so bloody disrespectful and learn some manners.

Mr Estuary doesn’t do it either, he was bought up to believe that it’s an insult.

But there again, in basic body language crossing your legs away means you don't like that person. I think most people are aware enough of the basics to try and not body block their spouse at a commitment ceremony 😁

I wondered if Gab had punched Nasser on the nose , or he'd walked into a glass door to get that nose injury (actually, I do stuff like that all the time - walking into doors, not punching noses.)
I know violence isn't the answer, but hey Dean, girls will be girls...

I'm glad Gab got the dignified ending that she wanted, it was the best she was going to get from him.

I can't even comment on TF but Tracey really has the look of the emotionally abused wife, who can't leave 🙁

Love Charlene and Patrick but I just don't think they have the sexual chemistry, I think Charlene got the ick and it's a no go.

John and Mel make a nice couple, but I don't think either of them is in love enough to move to be with the other and therefore it'll end. If they lived in the same district I could see it lasting.

Thanks for the new wonderfully titled thread. I bet Mortrisha sixy tixts Roger (her partner) about a rogering! I'm off now to sixy tixt Mr Shove about his underwear and the possible purchase of a lattice t-shirt....