Sixy Tixting and Why I'm Still Single at Fifty: Rancid Trolls and Crappy Rapping, Skateboarding Sex Pests and Boys' Night Banter - How They Revived the Badger Badges Industry Worldwide . . .

[SchadenfreudePersonified]

This is, obviously, the proposed title for my thesis in support of my Diploma in Expertness . . .

@Eaumyword

Astonished Troy and Ashley stayed. Can't see why, Ashley won't even look at him, so why bother? Disappointed Tracey stayed, but hey, she's made her bed, by god she'll regret lying in it.. We felt Nasser's tears tonight were all about making sure he left the show not being public enemy #1. Charlene was spot on again tonight!

Another one to rub his eyes to make them red . Not a tear in sight .

@NowYouListenToMeFella

Mortrisha. Brilliant Lark

I think she looked particularly smug tonight . Must be the new romance .

Enjoyed John the expert’s facial expressions . Lots of concern , bewilderment , encouragement- wonder if he’s had coaching ?

There were several moments tonight when I thought they were going to show THE video . I hope that ship hasn’t sailed .

Loved the title of this thread too - though had to read it a couple of times to get the full effect - but I like long titles too .

I love Charlene but it winds me up that she goes on and on about whether Patrick is “manly” enough. It’s 2020, you’re both feminists, let him be a cuddly gentle emotional wreck if he wants to be.

I think what she’s getting at is that she wants him to be more of a grown up, but it comes off as her complaining that he’s not performing masculinity to her standards.

Firstly, thanks for adding 'sixy tixts' into the title @SchadenfreudePersonified. Thou art a legend!

Sicondly, how the fuck does Deano think him and Tracey will last given that he's on camera saying 'well looks aren't her strong point'?! Jeez.

@Eaumyword

And Justin literally has nothing going for him. A personality vacuum. I'm filled with shame that I thought he was attractive at the beginning. I must've had beer goggles for the suit, sunglasses and yacht. at Mortrisha and Nasser as a toddler tantumming by holding his breath! Everyone knows you stop that with tickles

I wonder if the producers regret giving Justin the big ‘James Bond - 007’ style build up ? He’s given nothing to the experiment , everything has to be dragged out him with very little result . The only time he showed any real excitement was when he tried on the two piece lingerie he was supposed to be buying for Carly . I bet they regret their $200 investment .

@NowYouListenToMeFella

Sorry just seeing the wife swap bit now. My mother rang again 🙄

For sure they are going to put Charlene with DeanO

Couldn’t you get your mother to watch an episode of MAFS ? That might help .

Verdita if I did that she would dc probably suggest I go on it or send in an application on my behalf. I'd be wondering why I'm getting flights to Australia for Christmas.

God love her I'd say she has given up hope on me ever getting married 😂

Don't John and Melissa only live about 1.5 hours apart? That's not the end of the world.

Not the end of the world if they are into each other. I just get the impression they aren’t much though. It’s all just so ... polite.

Place marking, thanks Schaden

Have a couple to catch up on.

I loved Gabby's black cape dress this episode - and Sarah's red dress too. Sarah and Telv have become my new Simon and Alene, I need them to be ok! Not going to google in case they're not and then I'll have to stop watching

@cerealkillah

Don't John and Melissa only live about 1.5 hours apart? That's not the end of the world.

That's basically what his daughter told him, although he forgot to mention that bit...

I'm appalled that the experts have allowed Tracey to be abused this entire time.

I also cannot beleive the wife swap thing- how utterly contrived.

Also got a huge girl crush on Charlene!

@NowYouListenToMeFella

Verdita if I did that she would dc probably suggest I go on it or send in an application on my behalf. I'd be wondering why I'm getting flights to Australia for Christmas.

God love her I'd say she has given up hope on me ever getting married 😂

Don’t dismiss your mother’s dreams .

You would have the opportunity to be chosen by one of Australia’s finest male specimens and guided by the cream of Australia’s most discerning relationship (sex ) experts .

Imagine sharing a rap experience with a Thumbface ; helping a Nasser type to become less of a Donald Duck ; possibly marry a millionaire , with speed boats , fancy cars , a huge office and a world beating ice cream business but no interest in sex or a relationship of any kind , which could be turned around by helping him choose sexy male under wear . Then there’s Troy who would really fancy your mother , problem solved

If this doesn’t change your mind , you could get a Simon .

@LewisFan your comment about the experts allowing Tracey to be abused. This struck me yesterday, when expert John commented “fantastic” on TF and Tracey’s progress at the end of their couch session. I think the problem is the ‘experts’ don’t see what we see. And in the case of participants like TF abs Tracey they really do need to see the same footage, so they get the whole picture. Not just the dinner party and weekly updates (with the participants own spin).

Placemarking for later when I’ve caught up

Have they not done the swap thing on previous seasons then? This is the first one I watched (have gone forwards but not back to previous ones yet!)

Just watched last nights show, surprised Tracey said stay again! Or should I say not surprised. TF must think he can do anything now and still she will forgive him

Does anyone else think there is a chance Tracey is playing TF somehow?

I know that is going back a bit but at the weddings one of the husbands was very kind and chatty to the bride’s brother who had some sort of learning difficulty and/or autism Can anyone remember who

Firstly, thanks for adding 'sixy tixts' into the title @SchadenfreudePersonified. Thou art a legend!

Thank you Vagesty - and especially for not spelling it "leg end"

I love Charlene but it winds me up that she goes on and on about whether Patrick is “manly” enough. It’s 2020, you’re both feminists, let him be a cuddly gentle emotional wreck if he wants to be.

I agree - if women can be forceful and empowered, why shouldn't men be gentle and ready to pour oil onto troubled waters?

The only time [Justin] showed any real excitement was when he tried on the two piece lingerie he was supposed to be buying for Carly

@Egghead68

Does anyone else think there is a chance Tracey is playing TF somehow?

Yes, I veer between "she really cant be that thick/a doormat can she", so thinking I reckon she is playing the long wanting TV fame game and is cannier than we think

Don’t dismiss your mother’s dreams.* You would have the opportunity to be chosen by one of Australia’s finest male specimens and guided by the cream of Australia’s most discerning relationship (sex ) experts*.

Well Verdita when you put it like that how could I not grab the opportunity of a lifetime and apply. I would like to wait until Schaden and Rinder are in charge. They might put one decent Aussie bloke on for me.