MAFS - Strictly Come DARVO - who will be gaslighting who tonight?

[SchadenfreudePersonified]

Sorry - miserable title, but I just noticed we were nearly out of thread.

Yeah . . . he's really going to buy that restaurant and franchise it . . .

Nasser is cracked.

Good for you Gabrielle! He doesn't like not getting his own way - well, tough.

F*CK OFF, NASSER!

He wouldn't listen, he wouldn't meet her half-way, he wants his own way in everything - well, bugger that!

She will feel so much better now he's gone. I hope that if he comes crawling back sh tells him to bugger off!

T/F is an embarrassment!

Well I hope Gabrielle’s now realised that he isn’t a warm, wonderful human being. He’s a nasty self-centred little man.

If he crawls back and turns on the ‘charm’ (bullshit) I’ll be disgusted if she takes him back. All that bollocks about the place being ‘possessed’..idiot 😡

Troy's giggling - his shrieking - his avoidance of the subject - how does she stand it?

"Gaby's very good at shifting the blame - I'm not going to put up with it"

He's AWFUL!

Please just don't give him houseroom Gaby- you don't have to take this.

"Nasser's Nasser" He's rude, ill-mannered coward.

"If you didn't pretend it would be a change" Well done, Gabrielle.

I agree Toothbrush-i wouldn't put physical violence past him.

And then it would be "Look what you made me do".

Has Sarah lost some weight?

Why is there always one relative who asks The Question?

NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS!

Nasser is so completely awful! I also think he's manufacturing rows to avoid intimacy. Or it could just be he's a nasty bastard...
Love Sarah&Telv even more.

I believe that Gabrielle rented a flat because she was reluctant to have a strange man in the same home as her child. She was very, very wise. she feels humiliated, but she hasn't been - he's the one who's shown himself up.

She has good friends - thank heavens.

All of Nasser's hard work trying to look like the "good guy" has been thrown away. He's shown people what he's really like.

I wouldn’t be surprised if Justin was already in a relationship with someone else. I think he’s just there for Mr Whippy exposure.

An ice cream based ode to Justin:

Oh Justin can Carly melt your heart
Or can she only (ice) scream
Will you spoon with her
Or can she only dream
Is a cornetto your only love
And are you really as cold as ice
We don't cone-done how you serve love
And I sherbet that Carly thinks twice

I can't understand Tracey's parents being so "understanding".If that git had treated my DD like that I would have painted the walls with his life\s blood!

TBF Thumbface MASSIVELY downplayed what happened.

Tracey's dad looked like he didn't even have a clue who Dean was. Did he know what they were all even there for?!

He did downplay it Glummy - and Tracey didn't push him to be more honest.

Silly girl still thinks they will spend the rest of their lives together (as though that would be a good thing. . . )

It’s as if they called the wrong person by accident and nobody’s explained it to him
😂😂😂

I agree with a PP maybe he has a woman on the "outside" and did the show to promote his failing business

I LOVE Gabrielle - what a strong woman. She doesn't look it but she doesn't take shit. She was right to challenge him on the fact that he wasn't making the smallest bit of effort with her on her home stay. Especially when she did everything he asked on his.

Nasser is such a fucking baby. I was pinning my hopes on them too - whatever happened to lovely considerate Nasser who helped Gabrielle snorkel on honeymoon without getting her hair wet?

I just wished she’d added “don’t come back” when he flounced our!

Does anyone else think that maybe Tracey has had more Botox and fillers during the filming of the show? I swear her face looks puffier since the wedding and her eyebrows have definitely changed

PS I'm in love with Telv 🥰🥰

@GlummyMcGlummerson

I LOVE Gabrielle - what a strong woman. She doesn't look it but she doesn't take shit. She was right to challenge him on the fact that he wasn't making the smallest bit of effort with her on her home stay. Especially when she did everything he asked on his.

Nasser is such a fucking baby. I was pinning my hopes on them too - whatever happened to lovely considerate Nasser who helped Gabrielle snorkel on honeymoon without getting her hair wet?

I think “lovely , considerate, Nasser “ just couldn’t keep up the act . It wore him out and now his true character is showing through .

I’m actually intrigued by the filming . When he was kind , charming Nasser he LOOKED quite attractive . He was clean shaven , his hair curled charmingly and his eyes were soft and shiny . Now he’s become the Devil incarnate he appears unshaven with a little tuft of grey beard either side of his chin , his hair lacks lustre and looks dusty and flattened onto his head and his eyes look like fathomless black holes . ( err , sorry getting a bit carried away there ) .
I’m just wondering if the makeup department had a hand in this .

@Honeyroar

I just wished she’d added “don’t come back” when he flounced our!

Or a curt "you think so?!" when he said about seeing her at the apartment

I'm so glad her friends "have her back"

Also, subtitles describe Troy's laugh as "Troy cackles" That made me really laugh. I wish Ashley had someone who could see through his bullshit