MAFS - Strictly Come DARVO - who will be gaslighting who tonight?

[SchadenfreudePersonified]

Sorry - miserable title, but I just noticed we were nearly out of thread.

Sarah's a bit heavy on the contouring tonight. I mean - she has cheekbones - she don't need to draw them on like I did. (Have given up now)

I thought Telv was overcome with emotion - a little disappointed they aren't gladdies, though!

Thumbface doesn't look very enthusiastic.

And I wish people would stop saying 'the boys".

They aren't boys - they re MEN, ffs - but half of them are behaving like pre-pubescent idiots.

It is this one... it has a calendar, term dates, 2020 and 2021 notable dates, year planner, timetable I can fill in and subject and exam dates I can fill in.

However my course is three semesters so I will need a new one for August. I bought it as I have been told I have a place but no further contact. Supposed to start w/c 21st. A bit woo but I'm acting like it will happen.

Back to MAFS now.

Someone needs to let Dean know he's 39... so in the not to distant future he will be middle aged.
That's really far away from being a 'boy'
The tw*t 😡

Have those conversations in the boys' night where hopefully the blatant misogyny and contempt won't get reported

Twunt!

@ClaudiaAndTheCauldron

Someone needs to let Dean know he's 39... so in the not to distant future he will be middle aged. That's really far away from being a 'boy' The tw*t 😡

But he has a skateboard and a baseball cap - surely that qualifies him as a boy?

I hate the way Justin's tattoo is always poking out the end of his shirt sleeves.

Carly is about 50 times more attractive on all fronts. She can do so much better. I am shouting HE JUST DOESN'T FANCY YOU

The grovelling obsequiousness towards Trish - that session was cringe!

Oh Lord - Justin's going to cry!

Carly is about 50 times more attractive on all fronts. She can do so much better. I am shouting HE JUST DOESN'T FANCY YOU

I think it's about time he came out of the closet.

From this point everyone except John and Mel need to leave

Carly he has given nothing since day two. Absolutely nothing. Jesus Carly think of the sea horses.

How do any of them go back to normal lives after this horrendous marital experience?

Can you imagine going back to work knowing that one day that "intimacy" session is going to become public?

@NowYouListenToMeFella

Carly he has given nothing since day two. Absolutely nothing. Jesus Carly think of the sea horses.

These men don't even extend courtesy - he's right, you can't make an attraction where none exists, but you can be kind and respectful.

Exactly Schaden.

Good for you Carly!

He isn't worth the steam off your pee.

Schaden you forgot to mention the rapping and hip hop dancing 😂

Justin looks as though he's going to burst into tears.

Hypocrite! He's ignored and emotionally isolated her the entire time, and now he claims he feels her pain.

I'm starting to soften towards John braying. I think I could live with it as he is actually a gent compared to the likes of Justin TF and Troy.

@ClaudiaAndTheCauldron

Schaden you forgot to mention the rapping and hip hop dancing 😂

That was downright abusive . . .

I had tried to block it out.

is it time for the link to the next thread?

Here you go folks

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/telly_addicts/4020519-Sixy-Tixting-and-Why-Im-Still-Single-at-Fifty-Rancid-Trolls-and-Crappy-Rapping-Skateboarding-Sex-Pests-and-Boys-Night-Banter-How-They-Revived-the-Badger-Badges-Industry-Worldwide

I like a wordy title. . .

@SchadenfreudePersonified

Justin looks as though he's going to burst into tears.

Hypocrite! He's ignored and emotionally isolated her the entire time, and now he claims he feels her pain.

I don't think Justin can feel anything.

Tracey is after someone with maturity...

Not Dean then!

I don't think Justin can feel anything.

It's self-pity . . .