MAFS - Strictly Come DARVO - who will be gaslighting who tonight?

[SchadenfreudePersonified]

Sorry - miserable title, but I just noticed we were nearly out of thread.

Next time somebody makes a thread, can we have the words 'Sixty tixting' in the title please?

Sixy tixting even. Apologies, was very sleepy when I wrote the above

Really disappointed John and Telv said nothing. Why didn’t they ask them though. I was shouting at the TV!!!

I'd love to watch an u edited live stream if the dinner parties! It's so frustrating because they have to cut several hours down to less than 1 hour. So much must be missed.

Unedited!

Filling up this thread like a sixy tixting badger! 🦡

I apologise... I’ve had wine

@inappropriateraspberry

I'd love to watch an u edited live stream if the dinner parties! It's so frustrating because they have to cut several hours down to less than 1 hour. So much must be missed.

Yes! Though I imagine it’s just a lot of waiting around and glaring at Dean

*I'm in the mood for sixy tixting Mr Eau, whilst we wait for 7.30. Thing is, after 25yrs, asking him if he's wearing underwear or not is more to do with the practicals as to whether I'll need to wash his trousers or not....

Ha! If I told Mr Raspberry I was feeling dirty tonight, it'd mean I want to have a long bubble bath!!

And yet both of these scenarios are more erotic than the Carly/Justin tixt ixchange.

And I'll bet even Mr Eau's grubby underkecks* are sexier than Justin's mesh thong . . .

*nothing personal - it could be anyone's day-old underkecks we are discussing. Mr Eau's just happen to have been aired on the thread

Good by me, I'm just glad they're getting an airing

No one to practice my sixy texting on here. Damn it.

After being so excited for tonight I am going to be a little late. I got over excited trying to pick out an academic diary for myself. Running down the road from the shopping centre now.

Dean is a prize pillock'

Bloody hell Tracey how many more chances are you going to give that creep??

@NowYouListenToMeFella

No one to practice my sixy texting on here. Damn it.

After being so excited for tonight I am going to be a little late. I got over excited trying to pick out an academic diary for myself. Running down the road from the shopping centre now.

Oooh what did you go for in the end? I could spend all day looking at diaries/Filofaxes/stationery

Carly you're getting as bad a Tracey

I hope this is just a wind up and she's going to give the "experts" a bollocking as Jo did, for matching her with such a pillock

Is this really the best single men Australia has to offer

Ryan we miss you 😊

Why is Troy's answer to everything to say "youre looking stunning" and then go for a smooch. He has nothing, nothing, other than empty compliments

Right, my predictions-

Troy + Ashley- Stay
Sarah + Telv- Stay
Dean + Tracy- Stay
Nasser + Gab- I have a horrible feeling she might say stay and he’ll say leave
Carly + Justin- Leave
Charlene + Patrick- Stay

@happinessischocolate
I noticed that too!
That would just annoy me even more 😠

I keep forgetting that Gab is a plus size model, wish that I was her sort of plus size!

Oooh what did you go for in the end? I could spend all day looking at diaries/Filofaxes/stationery

Same here - and I have particular fondness for an academic diary . . especially a moleskin academic diary.

They are ridiculously expensive, but so lovely . . .

Oooh what did you go for in the end? I could spend all day looking at diaries/Filofaxes/stationery

I bought some environmentally friendly made from recycled stuff one. It says 'help the bees, plant more trees and clean the seas' on the front of it. With drawings of bees, a big tree and the sea.

Sorry that was probably crushingly disappointing.

"Carly was quite aggressive" - No sh*t Sherlock.

Ahhh forgot I had a zoom chat scheduled with my friends, I’m gonna have to watch the rest on catchup. Really resent my social life getting in the way of watching Australian strangers stuff up their lives xD

Justin....’I don’t have much too say right now’....seriously, who’d have thought!?!

I want to sit Carly down for some life lessons about the futility of holding out for “respect” and “answers” from a partner who has entirely checked out of a relationship (if they ever had a relationship in any meaningful sense). Justin’s behaviour gives her all the information she needs in order to make a self-respecting decision.

Is it this one Fella?

www.amazon.co.uk/Help-more-Plant-trees-Clean/dp/1079744886?tag=mumsnetforu03-21

I like the front but it just looks like lined paper inside - I like phases of the moon and similar , but it's hard to get a really nice diary with stuff like that in now. I used to have a farmer's one with "Plant your beet today" and "You should have finished shearing by now" and little country mottoes eg "If November's ice will bear a duck, then winter will be slush and muck" and stuff like that in it.

It was a great joy to me.

@LarkDescending

I want to sit Carly down for some life lessons about the futility of holding out for “respect” and “answers” from a partner who has entirely checked out of a relationship (if they ever had a relationship in any meaningful sense). Justin’s behaviour gives her all the information she needs in order to make a self-respecting decision.

She needs to give herself closure on that relationship and not leave it up to him. That's assuming she is saying leave.

Eeugghh, Dean is fucking awful. “Boys will be boys.” Well no, not all men are idiots. I can’t believe (well I can) Tracey is being so passive and falling for his stupid bullshit again.