Thumbface and the Numbfaces - Have you sneak-peeked? "Just the one, I can resist, I am strong.” NO! DON'T LOOK, ETHEL! Too late . . . 10 hours later your eyelids are begging for mercy

[SchadenfreudePersonified]

Thanks to MissMarplesHandbag for the "Just the one . . . "inspiration for the thread title, and to whichever wonderful soul suggested "The Numbfaces" as a description for his harem.

@SchadenfreudePersonified

Be strong, Ryan . . .

TBH, I think he can't even be bothered to argue with her, she now means so little to him.

The opposite of love is indifference. Ryan’s been on the Relationships board...

Schaden you beat me to it! Complimentative?! 😂😂

And Ash ‘dean? He’s not even hot!’ 😂😂😂😀

Dean's hair - you could use that fringe as a spirit level. Still sure it's fake

@Knackerelli

Schaden you beat me to it! Complimentative?! 😂😂

And Ash ‘dean? He’s not even hot!’ 😂😂😂😀

Ash was all of us there for a second

Oh my goodness Dean is so full of it:
"We're walking in as a team"

Yeh right.
Give him the chance to look out for Number 1....

Jeez Nasser looks tiny compared to the rest of the guys! I wonder how tall he actually is?

And Ash ‘dean? He’s not even hot!’

At least one of them has been to Specsavers.

The cheer when Ryan walked in and the dropping off when they saw Davina 😅

Jeez Nasser looks tiny compared to the rest of the guys! I wonder how tall he actually is?

I've wondered that for a while.

I'm not "sizes, but there seems to be so much emphasis on Tall - Hot in Oz.

DaviNa: I'm probably one of the most honest people here

🤣

*size-ist"

Good for Ryan, a man who isnt fake

Love DaviNA's "shocked gasp"

Dean is such an *rse!

Dean, what have I done?

WTF??

Gaslighting EVERYONE!!

"How'd you know we'd be sitting together?"

"I broke a mirror"

See - he said sorry.

Can't say fairer than that. It's all Ryan's fault for not looking him in the eye,

What have I done? So aggrieved and innocent . . .

God Davina would love it if there WAS a fight because she’d interpret it as two men fighting over her

Lying.

Gaslighting.

Blaming.

Denying.

GET THE VIDEO FOOTAGE OUT!

And Nasser -sit down, you c*ck!

I love Sarah!

She would riotlady

And DaviNA just wants everything pushed under the carpet because SHE doesn't want to address it.

I hope Dean challenges them all to a rap battle.

Is this DARVO?